Adjusting to life and The Revelation

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Hey guys it's me obviously here with another chapter so enjoy.

(Y/N's pov)

  It's been a few weeks since I've been in the presence of heros, they've been watching me like a hawk, especially the one with the bow.
I'm not going to lie I enjoy this, but being a villain is just as good don't have any rules.

Carnage: so are we going to cause chaos.

Y/N: no

Carnage: aww but I wanna!

Y/N: I said we weren't causing chaos but we can do pranks.

Carnage: Fuck yes!

Venom: I also agree with this fuck yesing.

Phage: same.

Riot: sounds like a party!

Fear: I'll feast on there delicious screams!

Warp: eh anything other than being bored.

Anti: I guess this is going to be good?

Toxin: can I poison someone?

Lasher: REEEEEEEE

Y/N: ok let's see 1 fuck yes indeed, 2 fuck yesing really? 3 yep, 4 party time now pizza time later, 5 calm your tits, 6 *cough* *cough* sans *cough* 7 very good, 8 no, 9 what the fuck is your deal?

???: Can we change one to who the fuck are you talking to and who are you?

I turn around and see a girl with long black hair, beautiful red eyes, and curves that make your lust go over 9000!

???: So gonna answer my question looney?

Y/N: We are not looney. I mean I'm not looney I uh have a parasite?

Symbiotes: *emerge from skin as tendrils* PARASITE APOLOGISE!

Y/N: seriously guys grow up.

???: What the actual fuck are those? *Walks over and pets carnage*

Carnage: you're so lucky I'd bone you or else you'd be missing a hand.

???: Is that right grumpy?

Carnage: who does this bitch think she is?

???: I am Tanya Stark sister to Tony Stark. And I'd say you're hot but I don't do hentai.

Y/N: damn carnage your non-existent balls just got turned to dust.

Symbiotes: R.I.P carnages balls *bows heads in silence*

Carnage: I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!

Y/N: chill dude just having fun.

Tanya: I so am going to hang here more, most fun I've had all week.

Y/N: glad I can entertain you. Wanna join us for a ton of pranks?

Tanya: if the first one involves Tony getting embarrassed then yes I'm in.

Y/N: that can be the first anything in mind.

Tanya: fuck yeah I do here's the plan.

*Time skip*

Y/N: ok so everyone should be waking up any minute.

Tanya: yep I can't wait to see how they react.

Y/N: me neither.

Natasha: so Y/N is there any reason I look like Salem from that show RWBY that you watch and only you watch.

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