L Is For Loser *Groupchat AU*

*11*

Ok so before we start today's chapter the pic of Richie at the top is what I'm planning to turn into a sticker. The rest of the losers will all be modeled after ittttt. Does it look good? Alrighty! On with the chapter! :)

4:10pm

Old Chat:
Bevvy - Stanny - Billy - Mikey - Benny - Eddy

Bevvy: We haven't used this chat in awhile have we?

Bevvy: I'm a lazy bitch so instead of making a new chat I'm just gonna reuse this one

Bevvy: As we all know everyone's favorite Richie Tozier's birthday is tomorrow! So I think we should plan a surprise party for the crackhead

Billy: That's a great idea Bev!

Bevvy: I know right, I'm so smart

Bevvy: Anyways we should take a bunch of b-day stuff out to the quarry

Benny: Yeah! And we can all make him a cake!!

Mikey: Hell yes! My Home Ec. classes are finally useful!

Billy: We're going to need someone to distract him while we set things up tho

Billy: Our obvious nominee is Eddie

Eddy: Wait why me?

Bevvy: HeS yOuR bOyfrIenD yOU FoOl

Eddy: But I wanna help set things up for him :(((

Stanny: I can do it, I guess

Billy: Yes! Thanks Stan <3

Stanny: You all owe me though, he'll be singing happy birthday to himself all day

Bevvy: Alright! So, Ben and Mike, you guys can make the cake. Stan you can deal with Richie and Eddie, Bill and I will get birthday decorations and shit

Benny: Sounds like a plan! :))

5:30pm

L is for Loser

Trashmouth: why is the chat so quiet?

Trashmouth: well I guess it's my duty to be very obnoxious and spam it :)

Trashmouth: GAHSBKSWNSBVS

Trashmouth: HGAHWBSJSJSKSNIS

Trashmouth: TALK TO MEEEEE

Stan The Man: Shut. Up.

Trashmouth: eyyyy Stanny my boy!

Stan The Man: I'm not here to text you I'm here to tell you to shut up

Trashmouth: jeez tough crowd