Severus Snape, the Potions teacher, sees Ginny Weasley, for the first time, and goes insane, thinking that she is the ghost of his old best friend and crush. He struts over to her desk, for the first time in his experience as a teacher at Hogwarts, showing emotion, and showing his class possibilty of having an actual soul.
Snape: LILY!!
Ginny: My name is Ginny.
Snape: Marry me Lily!!
Ginny: Isn't this Potions class? (confused)
Snape: James isn't meant for you, Lily. MARRY ME INSTEAD!!!
Ginny: James is . . . . . ?
Snape: (laughs and dances over to another boy's desk, embracing him in a tight hug) YES!! YOU'RE OVER JAMES!!!!
Ginny: I don't know anyone named James!
Snape: (throws papers in the air and backons other students to join him in a conga line) VICTORY!!! SHE'S OVER JAMES!!! WE'RE GETTING MARRIED----
Ginny: (cuts Snape off) I'm eleven dude.
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ESTÁS LEYENDO
Adventures in Sninny --- A Dumb HP Ship
FanficIt's Ginny's first year at Hogwarts --- You think that Riddle's diary would be hard enough, right? But NO. Her potions teacher, Severus Snape, is convinced she is the ghost of Lily Evans Potter: his old best friend and crush. Read this short, sweet...
