The Queen of Hearts (parody)

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The Queen of Hearts,

did some farts,

all on a summers day.

The Knave of hearts, 

had smelt the farts

and surely ran away.

The King of Hearts

he smelt the farts

And scorned the queens full score.

The Queen of Hearts,

stopped doing farts,

and vowed she do no more.

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