Haikyuu Boyfriend Scenarios

Their pick up lines

KARASUNO

Hinata ~
"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber"

Kageyama ~
"Let me be the king of your court" (wInK wiNk)

Tsukki ~
"If you were a dinosaur, you'd be a gorgeousaurus"

Yamaguchi ~
"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

Nishinoya ~
"Feel my shirt, you know what it's made of? Boyfriend material"

Tanaka ~
Would you grab my arm so I can tell me friends I've been touched by an angel"

Daichi ~
"The word of the day is legs, let's go back to my place and spread the word"

Sugawara ~
"Want to know what's refreshing? Waking up beside me"

Asahi ~
"If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple"

NEKOMA

Kuroo ~
"Are you going to kiss me, or do I have to lie to my diary?"

Kenma ~
"Plumbers are red, hedgehogs are blue, press start to join, and be my player 2"

Lev ~
"I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together"

AOBA JOHSAI

Oikawa ~
"Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"

Iwaizumi ~
"My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin U"

Kyotani ~
"Im gonna punch you in the mouth, with my own mouth softly because I like you"

FUKURODANI ~

Bokuto ~
"Hey my name's Microsoft, can I crash at your place tonight?"

Akaashi ~
"If I had a garden, I'd put your tulips and my tulips together"

SHIRATORIZAWA

Ushijima ~
"Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you right now, but I should be"

Tendou ~
"You can call me Nemo, because I'm never afraid to touch the butt"