RIP Kuroo

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Dare: I dare Kuroo to flirt with Yamaguchi in front of Tsukishima
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MJ: *pats Kuroo's shoulder* You will be missed..

Kuroo: What?! 1. I like someone else! 2. Tsukki will KILL me!

MJ; It'll be fun tho, trust me!

Kuroo: Trusting you is the last thing I'll do in life *face palms*

MJ: rood, but who cares! What are you scared?

Kuroo: ..For once in my life yes.

MJ: Just get it over with you big baby -pushes all the way to Karasuno gym-

Hinata: Hey Kuroo-san! Are you here for training? -tilts head-

Kuroo: um..yeah! -leans to MJ- What do I do now!?

MJ: Just walk over to Tadashi and Tsukki and start flirting with Yams! -shrugs-

Kuroo: and just how do I flirt with him?

MJ: Pick-up lines? Easy, see?

Kuroo: -sighs- let's get this over with -walks over to Yams and Tsukki-

Tsukishima: What do you wa-

Kuroo: -grabs Yams arm and makes them face to face-

MJ: -shooketh- WHAT WAS THAT!?

Kuroo: Hey there, I'm Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Yams: I- Uh-

Kuroo: Also.. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

MJ: *eternal screaming* OH MY ASAHI WHAT IS HE DOING AHJDSJ

Yams: -turns red- I- xbsjjdfj *hides face*

Tsukishima: ... -death glares Kuroo-

Kuroo: Uh Tsukki! Heheh what's up? -laughs nervously-

Tsukishima: -picks up Yams and sets on bench- ... your dead.

Yama: H-huh? -still shook-

Kuroo: Easy now, Tsukki!

Tsukishima: -runs at Kuroo faster than Iida-

Kuroo: TSUKKI NO! HELP MEEE

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-behind the scenes-

MJ: -wakes up from nosebleed- Huh? What happened?!

Kuroo: -crying on floor shaking- T-that was terrifying..!

Tsukishima: -holding Yams in background-

Yamaguchi: -smiling and hugging Tsukki-

MJ: I- huh... I missed outtt...

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