Cinematic Adventures: The Spongebob Squarepants Movie

Bikini Bottom

Ahh... Bonjour, salut, and welcome to this quiet corner of the ocean floor, teeming with all the many kinds of undersea life. It is here we find the sub-marine habitat known as... Bikini Bottom. Let us observe now as the sun rises on a new nautical day. Here, we see an ordinary cluster of kelp. And here... A common clumping of coral. And here...

HEY BUDDY! Hold everything!

Uh... Who are you?

We're the two narrators of this rendition!

Now see here monsieur. I've been narrating these parts for many years. That title goes to moi.

Why don't you speak English pal...!

Now, now, now! Let's not start another war! We are very sorry sir. We're part of the Cinematic Adventures narrating team, perhaps a collaboration is in order?

Hmm... Well if you must insist.

*Motions the first narrator to the second*

American...?

Yes...

Well, this ought to be good... Let's proceed:

A mass amount of bubbles explode throughout the clear blue water, as the portal opened. Out from this portal swam a group of multi-colored sea ponies and a pufferfish. Twilight emerged first, followed by Spike, the rest of the Mane Six, and the Cutie Mark Crusaders. Having never gone through a portal through the water before, they hurdled out the other side like torpedoes fired from a submarine.

CRASH!!!

The group dive headfirst into the sand below, groaning in pain. They all sat up, some with large amounts of sand spilling out of their mouths.

"Is every pony okay?" Twilight groaned.

"When I can finally feel my face again, you'll know," Rainbow replied, feeling her face. "Nope... Nothing."

"Is that what it's like going through a portal all the time?" Scootaloo asked, shaking off the dizziness.

"Not usually darling," Rarity replied. "Normally landings are much smoother and less painful."

The group slowly pick themselves off the ground, as they continue to groan pain. As their eyes look ahead of them, they widen at the odd sight before them. There, nestled on a giant sand bed, laid what looked like a tiny town. There appeared to be some giant anchor in the middle, as well as a lighthouse and large propeller. The entire place looked as if it were made of junk thrown carelessly in the ocean, in a manner of speaking.

*Deploy poster here*

They all look toward each other in confusion, before floating toward the little sign attached to a stick, which appeared to look reminiscent of a life preserver. They read out the name of the town imprinted on it, and a rather odd name is was.

"'Bikini Bottom'?" Rainbow questioned.

"And some ponies think the names of our towns and cities sound weird," Apple Bloom remarked.

"Now who in the world would name a town after a piece of swimwear?" Rarity asked.

"And why the bottom part?" Spike added.

Probably because if it were named for the top part, it wouldn't really be a kid show.

... Okay, what is his problem?

Don't ask...

Ignoring her friends for a moment, Twilight Sparkle took the time to scope out the entire landscape of the ocean floor. Aside from the town, there was hardly anything out of the ordinary. Nothing but sand, rocks, and coral stretching for miles in every direction.