Cinematic Adventures: The Spongebob Squarepants Movie

Goofy Goobers

Later that evening, the good citizens of Bikini Bottom slept in their beds ready to greet the new day. All... Except two figures out in the night. That night, Plankton and Cozy Glow launched their evil plan. Using a helicopter jet pack, Plankton flew through the night while Cozy swam close behind. It didn't take long before he saw his final destination just before him.

"Heh, heh, heh, heh!" Plankton chuckled. "It's time to put Plan Z into effect."

"How exactly are we doing this?" Cozy Glow asked.

"Simple: We steal the most prized possession of the sea and blame it all on Krabs. Once that's done, everything falls into place."

"Okay... Where do we start?"

Plankton lands upon a dark hill, shutting off his jet pack. He stares out towards a magnificent structure: A beautiful castle, composed of seashells and pearls, standing right before him.

"Our evil plan starts right here," Plankton informs Cozy Glow. "At the undersea castle of King Neptune!"

Cozy Glow gazes upon the giant underwater sandcastle, with a rather unamused look.

"Eh... I've seen better."

Chuckling with glee, Plankton floats toward the castle's biggest window, taking a quick peek inside. He gestures to Cozy Glow, motioning her to be quiet. The two stares into the window, noticing that court is in session. Upon his giant throne sat the great merman himself, King Neptune, ruler of the entire sea. He had a long red beard and giant fish tail. His mighty trident is held in one hand and upon his head sat his golden crown. To Plankton, the king seemed enormous.

Next to the huge king is his little daughter, Mindy, a very pretty mermaid with big eyes behind a pair of glasses matched only by a bright smile.

The squire enters the court, blowing his horn. He unrolls a scroll, reading from it.

"Royal court is now in session," The squire announced. "Bring the prisoner forward."

Two tough-looking guards enter carrying a defeated-looking fish, bound in fin-cuffs.

"Soo..." Neptune began. "You have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown?"

"Yes, but..." The fish squeaked.

"But what?!" King Neptune yelled.

"But it's my job, your highness. I'm the royal crown polisher."

"Well... I guess that means I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is!"

"Daddy!" Mindy cried, horrified.

She quickly swam over to the fish, unlocking his fin-cuffs. The fish bowed politely.

"You're free to go."

"Bless you, Princess Mindy," The royal polisher thanked.

The little fish swam away, as fast as he could. But in his mind, the royal polisher was definitely looking for a new job after tonight.

"Mindy!" King Neptune roared. "How dare you defy me?!"

"Why do you have to be so mean?" Mindy questioned.

"I am the king!" Neptune said, pounding his trident on the floor. "I must enforce the laws of the sea."

"Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments."

"That would be nice," The squire added.

The king bonks the squire on the head with his trident.