Scene 5

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( snow is still running, while looking behind him , he runs in to a branch, falls on to the ground) oh my what a fright! ( looks around ) a small little cottage. ( go to the Door) is anyone home? ( goes inside) this is a very cute cottage, but it's awful messy. ( enters a bed room) all that running has made me tired ( yawns) a short little nap with give me some energy

N: Snow White didn't know that she was sleeping in the houses of 7 dwarfettes, hungry, bitchy,twitchy, dummy, germy, OCD and nerdy. They worked in the a salon called " 7 is better than 1". They didn't expect visitors

Bitchy: ( leading the girls in) and then I was like " girl.... You don't want me to go cray cray !! "

Nerdy: and bitchy what's the point of this story?

Hungry: why did you have to leave work so soon? I'm hungry

Twitchy: yea!! And ( twitching) I need to get ( twitching) my anti twitch med.

OCD: ( interrupts and is in a panic) THE WALLS!!!! They don't match the drapes! ( out of no where back to normal) twitch is right, i needed to get my OCD pill...

Dummy: I lifted so many things to day

Nerdy: I wish one of them was a book.

Bitchy: girl... Your almost as cray as OCD.

Germy: ( screaming from another room) My god..... The germs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hungry: you girls go check why germy is freakin out over

All enter the bedroom and scream

Hungry: why is it that every time I go to get a snack they scream like a little girl

Hungry enters room and sees Snow White sleeping on Germy's bed

Germy: Why me?!?!

Bitchy: My tigger calm down. ( looks at the bed) ( yells) WAKE UP YOU HOBO!

Snow White: (waking up gracefully ) o goodness me

Nerdy: if my calculations are correct, we have a run away

Snow White: Oh no I...

Bitchy: boy why would you run away, ( pause) are you someone's baby daddy?

Snow White: no I just...

Germy: have you had all your shots, have you got the flu?

Snow White: I'm healthy. Healthier than the queen

All: THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!

Snow White: yes

OCD: YOUR BANGS ARE NOT ( back to normal) why are you here?

Snow White: the queen wanted me dead

Hungry: what, dead like bacon dead or dead like chicken dead

Twitchy: there the same thing

Bitchy: Why are you so hungry? On you on your period?

Snow White looking confused

Bitchy: o girl I'm sorry let me introduce myself. I'm bitchy

Nerdy: Salutations! I'm nerdy

Hungry: ( while stuffing her mouth with food) Hungry

Twitchy: I'm twitchy

OCD: I'm ocd... I have OCD

Dummy: your pretty

Germy: that's dummy. I'm germy.

Snow White: I'm Snow White

Twitchy: now leave before we call the palace guard

Snow White : what no. She'll kill me if I go back. I can cook and clean. I'll do anything. Just don't send me back. ( crying) you can't, you can't. ( cries) you don't know what she has done to me. (Cries)

( all the girls huddle for a beat)

Nerdy: you can stay

Hungry: but you have to make all the meal

Germy: and clean everything

Snow White: oh thank you, thank you

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