Mercury: the smol ass dude
Venus: the gurl whos also a thot and has onlyfans
Earth: the little fuckboi who eats grass
Moon: Earth's little bitch
Mars: the dude with Gucci and 69 guns and will shoot a nigga
Jupiter: the fatass dude with
Saturn: The dood who eats hola hoops
Uranus: the girl who will cut any bitch who spells her name wrong and does cocaine
Neptune: the aggressive boi who eats rain
Pluto: the ultra small emo lady who probably hat everyobe and has smol pp
by the way theyre not in human for theyre fucking planets
by the way if I say anything that offends you I apologise in advance because this story may be edgy and shit but its not meant to offend anyone
