Mars: tHe fUck i be witout my $ l 4 TT * * !
Jupiter: nigga why you quoting Playboi carti lyrics
Mars: PULL OUT TAKE UR CHAIN LIL BITCH
Asteroids: yo he calling us bitch Juptier lets beat that nigga
Jupiter: yes
Asteroids: *beats up Mars*
Mars: *cries*
Saturn: Jup u seein this shit
Jupiter: yo
Venus: Hey wanna see my onlyfans???
Saturn: this bitch Venus really started an onlyfans
Venus: *typing* wanna see my big planets?
Mercury: Venus u are a planet
Venus: Shut up and subscribe to my o n l y f a n s
Mercury: n o
Venus: Earth?
Earth: BEGONE THOT
Moon: Yeah! Stay away from my boi
Earth: Actually-
Moon: SHUT THE FUCL UP
Earth: sad but happy
Venus: URANUS!!! I WANNA SEE URANUS
Uranus: What the fuck
Neptune: Just do it or I'll pelt Uranus
Uranus: NIGGA STOP MAKING JOKES ABOUT MY NAME IM A PLANET NOT A FUCKING ANUS
Mars: Isn't Uranus white?
Neptune: no that's Pluto
Pluto: sup
Uranus: Yo we're planets so it doesn't matter
Mars: IT DO NOT MATTER
Earth: TURN TO A SAVAGE. POCKET GOT FATTER
Mercury: SHE CALL ME DADDY
Venus: EXCUSE ME THE ONLY GIRL THAT CAN CALL YOU DADDY IS ME! NOW SUBSCRIBE TO MY ONLYFANS BITCH
Jupiter: Venus you do realise these are song lyrics
Venus: what
Mars: Money Longer
Moon: Is it that fucking Area 51 song?
Earth: *whispers* shit I should've dumped her
Mars: yes it is
Moon: Why them hoes on earth wanna find aliens on me???
Earth: They not finding aliens on you silly theyre finding them on me
Moon: But you don't have aliens
Earth: I have a base in America and some people think aliens are there
Moon: oh
Earth: And playing Money Longer will extract the aliens easily because the singer is an alien who can speak English and alien language
Venus: Who's the singer?
Mars: Lil Uzi Vert
Venus: IS HE SUBSCRIBED TO MY O N L Y F A N S ? ? ?
Everyone: *facepalms*
Mercury: fuck you venus
Venus: Okay honey
Mercury: No not like that
Venus: TOO LATE BITCH *fucks mercury*
Mercury: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELPP
Uranus: How are they fucking each other aren't they planets?
Neptune: No theyre morons
Uranus: tru
