Mercury: *is casually floating around*
Venus: sub to my onlyfans
Mercury: BEGONE THOT
Venus: *gasps* how r u d e
Earth: SHIT I'LL DO IT
Mercury: shut the fuck up earth u fucking playboy go back to your sex slave
Earth: SHES NOT MY SEX SLAVE WAHCHU MEAN NIGGA
Moon: Actually I am but its good
Earth: whayever *continues to fuck Moon*
Mercury: fuck this shit im boutta go on a walk
Earth: Nigga you're a planet
Mercury: shit
Mars: *yeets rock at Jupiter* FIGHT ME
Jupiter: naw u gon die *farts on mars*
Mars: *dies*
Saturn: boi ytf did u kill him
Jupiter: nigga u gay
Saturn: im not hoe
Uranus: *snorts cocaine* you literally have rings
Saturn: Your name literally means Your anus
Uranus: IMMA KILL U HOE
Saturn: try me bitch I got rings
Jupiter: BITCH FIGHT
Neptune: Ooooooooooooooh this shit interesting
Mar: Finally a fight better than mine and jupiters
Jupiter: nigga you died
Mars: But I alive
Jupiter: My nigga why do you hate me so much
Mars: Because you took my moons
Jupiters: THEYRE ASTEROID U BITCH THEY THOTSSS
Mars: *cries*
Mercury: So just like Earth's slut Moon
Moon: Shut up!
Neptune: I thought that was you
Mercury: Nigga wtf
Jupiter: That nigga mercury cold as the moon
Uranus: That nigga mercury look like the moon
Moon: No the fuck he don't he ugly as shit
Mercury: At least I don't have craters you hoe
Moon: FUCK U
Venus: Venus hotter than all u bitches
Pluto: And Pluto colder than all you bitches
Uranus: Pluto I thought you weren't a planet
Neptune: She is she just small and emo
Pluto: Yeah don't make fun of me
Uranus: Okay then, want some crack?
Pluto: Im good thanks
Mercury: hey
Pluto: how the fuck did you come all the way here aren't you the 1st planet
Mercury: yea but I sipped some lean
Pluto: DAMNNN
Mercury: venus probably crying rn
Venus: SHUT DAFUQ UP
