Chapter 1

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"Avengers" in this story includes the Rogue avengers like Bucky and Steve, Loki, Thor, Shuri, T'challa, and the Guardians unless it says otherwise.
It's after Infinity War and Endgame, but everyone survived. :) I don't own anything, not even the story plot since everyone does it. Except the exact story I did write dis.

Peter was just about to fall asleep in his incredibly boring science class, when Mr. Harris said loudly, "Alright everyone, listen up. This Friday, we are going on a field trip to a place none other than...the one and only Stark Industries!"

The rest of the class cheered (except MJ), but Peter's stomach dropped. The Avengers, especially Tony, were going to embarrass him so much, it wouldn't even be funny. Not only that, but the Guardians, Thor, Loki, Shuri, and T'challa would be coming on Friday to visit for the weekend.

He was so screwed.

——Laurens the gay turtle says time skip——

After school had finished, Peter rushed to leave without Flash bothering him, but with the parker luck, you can only get so many things in life.

"Hey, Penis Parker!" Peter heard someone yell. He groaned, turning around to face the bit- I mean bully.

"Mad everyone's gonna find out that you're faking your 'Stark Internship'?" Flash sneered. "Too bad you're too stupid for the job, when they could use someone as amazing as me."

"Leave me alone Flash," Peter grumbled.

"Oh, is little Puny Parker upset that everyone in the school will know your secret by Monday?" The idiot mocked. Laughing, he pushed Peter to the ground, delivered a few punches, and left. Luckily, the punches were pretty light and careless, but this was probably because he was gloating over the fact that soon everyone would know about his "fake" internship.

Peter trudged home in annoyance, hating everything in existence.

When he got home, he begged Aunt May to let him stay home from the trip, but she was having none of it. He reluctantly got his permission slip out of his backpack, and she signed it.

——-Laurens would like another time skip-——

Peter couldn't believe it was already Friday. Had the horrible week really gone by that fast?

He miserably walked with Ned to the bus. MJ was ahead of them and was reading her book on one seat, and saving another for her friends.

Almost everyone was on the vehicle except the boys, and Flash took advantage of this to antagonize MJ. He hollered things like, "Penis isn't here, bet he's too scared to show his dumb face!" and "You embarrassed that everyone's gonna find out you supported and believed a liar?" and also "Why are you saving a seat for those losers? They aren't coming, and being friends with them is a mistake anyway."

The two friends finally made it, and MJ huffed from her spot. "You losers took forever we almost left without you. Flash is being an arrogant idiot, but that's nothing new."

As they were sitting down, Flash saw them and started yelling again. "Well look who it is! Penis Parker and idiot sidekick! You take so long so you could try and miss the bus?"

As usual, the teacher didn't notice Flash, or more likely, he didn't care. In fact, Peter was pretty sure the teacher was smirking, as Mr. Harris didn't believe he had a Stark Internship either.

MJ just sat reading, as it was too early to deal with Flash.

"Hey losers," she said, still looking at her book. "You almost missed the bus and I would have killed you and Flash if you did."

"Sorry MJ," they sighed.

"Okay everybody, listen up!" Mr. Harris shouted from the front of the bus. When the students all settled down, he continued talking. "You all know that we are going to Stark Industries, and I want all of you on your best behavior. Don't be rude, don't wander off, don't touch anything you're not supposed to, and DON'T ruin any projects or explode something."

Peter rolled his eyes. Their teacher just wanted Mr. Stark to like him and hire him, or something crazy like that. Speaking of Mr. Stark, he was beyond nervous. He knew that his mentor would go above and beyond to embarrass him, more than any of the other Avengers.

On the other hand, Ned was busy fanboying. "Ohmygoshhhh Peter we're going to the STARK TOWER! Do you think we'll see the Avengers?! I really hope we can see the Black Widow, or maybe Bruce Banner, that would be awesome!!" This continued for a few minutes until Peter told Ned that he's been there lots of times with him and MJ, this won't be any different.

Meanwhile, Flash continued harassing him for the whole bus ride which wasn't surprising, until MJ decided it wasn't to early to yell at people. Flash was saying something about Peter being too dumb to be an intern, and MJ started yelling, "FLASH SHUT THE **** UP! YOU ARE ONE OF THE DUMBEST ****ING PEOPLE I HAVE EVER ****ING MET, SO STOP ****ING PRETENDING YOU'RE BETTER THAN HIM! YOU ARE JUST A ****ING BULLYING DIP**** WHO DOESNT KNOW HOW TO ****ING DO ANYTHING FOR THEMSELVES!!"

This continued for a bit until Mr. Harris stepped in. "Miss Jones, that's enough. I do not tolerate bullying, whether it is in the classroom or not. You will have detention after this trip. Be glad it isn't more."

Peter's and Ned's heads shot up in disbelief. They knew the teacher knew of Flash's constant bullying, and had to have heard MJ call him a bully. Did he really just say that in front of the class, and not care about anything at all?! Ned was too shocked to say something about "Yayyy we get to see the Avengers!", and Peter just stared. Granted, Peter didn't really think Mr. Harris likes him at all, but he never would have thought the teacher would go this far.

After the too-dumb-excuse-of-a-human-to-be-a-teacher sat down, they slowly went back to what they were doing, in MJ's case, reading.

It wasn't long until they reached the tower. Peter was dreading what would happen more and more every second.

Mr. Harris yelled at them to file of the bus and stay in a straight line (does he expect Peter to be able to do anything straight? He's big for Christ's sake. Honestly) when they went up to the doors.

Welp, no turning back now.

Sorry if this was really bad this is my first fan fiction soooo ye. Laurens is happy that you read this far😁

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