A field trip to the depths of hell (aka stark industries)

Chapter 8

Me: Yoooo thanks for 112 views people! I larb you 3000! And I don't own Marvel, right guys?
Tony: I'll buy it for you
Loki: I can STEAL it for you
Steve: ...is that possible?
Me: I have no idea
Natasha: I can spy on the person who owns it and THEN steal it for you, after finding out how. Bonus points if I get to shoot someone
Me: oh my gods
Bucky: hey don't look at me, I'm just chilling with the goats
Shuri and Peter: we will use the power of vine to get it for you!
Me: ...this was just a disclaimer
Everyone: wait really
Me: YES!!
Steve: ...what's a disclaimer
Me: *screech*
Sam: HAH! THE OLD MAN DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHAT A DISCLAIMER IS!

Anna sighed, rubbing her temples. "Well, now we have a Q&A with the Avengers. Hooray." She said the last part sarcastically, which is just what Peter was thinking.

Peter was at the back at the group, so it was easy for Mr. Harris to pull him aside and lecture him.

"Listen to me Mr. Parker," he hissed. "I don't know how you got the Avengers to pretend to know you, whether you paid them or begged them like the charity case you are, but this NEEDS to stop. You will be suspended, if not expelled, for this, along with your little friends."

"Excuse me, Mr. Harris," FRIDAY's slightly angry voice cut in. "But I will have to ask you to let go of Mr. Parker or I will have to make you."

The teacher scoffed. "Oh yeah, how would you do that?" He sneered.

"Like this." With that, a blast came out of the vents and hit Mr. Harris's hand, forcing him to let go.

Peter sighed. He should have remembered the blasters that Clint and Tony installed in the vents.

Mr. Harris glared at him. The teacher didn't say anything out loud, but Peter got the message. I may not be able to get you in the Tower, but as soon as we leave, you're dead! Flash probably had similar thoughts.

Peter rejoined his class, and felt Mr. Harris's glare on him the whole time.

"What did he say to you?" Ned whispered.

"Oh, nothing much. Just threatened me with expulsion, and he got blasted by FRIDAY." Peter responded, voice also hushed.

Ned's eyes widened. "Dudeee, that's so cool!"

Anna cleared her throat. "Alright, we're here. Please don't say anything stupid," she glared at Flash and Mr. Harris, "seeing as we won't really be able to stop every Avenger at once, and they aren't very merciful to people who don't deserve it, such as bullies."

Flash smirked. He was probably going to ask Nat on a date, mock Peter because he was "a lying b*tch who deserves it, or both.

"Ooh," Shuri said happily. "I can embarrass my brother! Peter, maybe we can show them our lightsabers!"

Ned looked like we was going to faint. "You guys have real lightsabers?! That's so cool!!!"

MJ laughed. "Peter's face right now will be the highlight of my crisis book."

"What about Flash's when he finds out Peter wasn't lying?" Ned suggested.

"I haven't gotten it yet, but they'll be close." MJ blew a strand of hair out of her face as she furiously scribbled in her book.

The class entered the room and sat down. Peter tried to get them in the back, but Shuri forced them into the middle. At least it wasn't the very front like she'd wanted.

The team was all there, laughing and talking. They noticed the class and quieted, thought they still snickered and nudged each other.

"Sup people," Tony grinned. "A few questions and then your time here is up!"

Almost everyone's hands shot up, except Oeter and MJ's.

First was Maria, whose feminism could rival that of MJ's. She directed her question towards Natasha, Wanda, and Gamora. "Do you ever face problems being the only women in a make-dominated workspace?"

The women smiled at the question. "No, everyone is treated equally here, although I'm pretty sure it's just because everyone's afraid of us," Wanda replied.

Maria smiled.

"Boys, take notes," MJ said loudly.

Nat smirked at her apprentice, amused.

The questions went on, and Peter drummed his fingers in his knee, bored.

Then they called on Shuri, smiling in amusement. T'Challa groaned. Speaking of him, that was who she spoke to. "So T'Challa, are you the Black Panther because you really like cats?"

"That's what I said!" Sam threw his hands in the air.

T'Challa scowled at her. "Shuri, you know exactly why, you butt."

Shuri raised her eyebrows. "Is that a yes?"

"No it is not!"

"It is a yes!" Shuri dramatically exclaimed. The whole team laughed, and the class let out a few chuckles. Even Peter smiled a bit.

"Last question," Tony pointed at Flash.

Peter groaned and buried his face in his hair. Nat narrowed her eyes at the bully, but it went unnoticed.

"Do you really know Penis Parker?" He demanded.

Tony stood up. "What did you just say?" He growled.

"I- uh, d-do you h-happen t-t-to know Peter Parker?" The bully stuttered.

"That's not what I heard," Tony snarled.

Peter sighed. "Well, Flash isn't leaving here alive."

Steve spoke up. "That sounded a lot like bullying, young man. And I don't like bullies."

The team stalked forward, and Peter decided to stop a homicide.

He jumped in front of Flash. "Hey, hey guys, it's okay, do not kill him. Do I need to give you the Don't Kill People Speech?"

Clint's eyes widened. "Please do not."

Bucky huffed. "If we only severely injure him without killing him, that doesn't count as murder, and then do you still have to give the speech?"

"Well," Peter said. "It shouldn't, but I know you guys will 'accidentally' kill him. So no, if still give you the speech."

The team sadly agreed to only verbally murder him.

Peter slowly stepped away.

The Avengers glared down at Flash one last time, gave him about a billion threats, before the class left, minus the Meme Squad.

"Peter," Tony started. "How long has this been going on?"

"Since middle school," Shuri intervened. "He told me."

"Traitor," Peter muttered.

Tony sighed. "Do you guys wanna watch a movie?"

Peter perked up. "Yeah!"

They all sat down in the living room in front of the TV.

Peter curled up into his dad-mentor's side. *cough*

Tony put an arm around the spider child, his hand running through Peter's hair.

Peter soon started to fall asleep. "Thanks dad," he murmured sleepily.

Tony smiled, and was happy for the rest of the weekend.

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The next day, Peter received a lot of stares from everyone, even the ones who didn't know about the field trip. No one said anything until Flash walked up to him, and the huge snake curled in Peter's shoulders hissed and waved a dagger around with its tail. Then everyone started screaming about how they were going to die.

"Hey Mr. Loki, I think you need to go home now before they call animal control." Peter whispered to the snake.