A field trip to the depths of hell (aka stark industries)

Chapter 4

HI PEOPLE! Chapter 4 is hereeee! I used google translate for the Russian so sorry if it's wrong. I still don't own MCU cause I'm broke😔oof

After Bruce abandoned us (rude), I zoned out, not paying attention to where we were going.

Soon though, my enhanced senses picked up all too familiar sounds. I came back to the present time, and immediately felt dread filling my body.

By the sound of it, we were headed to the training room, and there were people in it, which inky meant I would see some of the Avengers.

By the looks of it, Anna was also confused by their presence, since this probably didn't happen on tours. Then again, a kid who has the highest level clearance and his friends probably didn't tour this place either.

We walked in, and lo and behold, Nat and Bucky were sparring while Clint cheered with popcorn from the vents, hanging upside down.

They'd obviously been going for a while, and finished with Nat's arm at Bucky's neck. Clint cheered, and they finally noticed our group.

Flash looked starstruck for a total of two seconds before he smirked, no doubt thinking that he would flirt with my мама паук without getting brutally murdered.

Nat smirked at MJ, seeing as they were basically partners in crime. MJ smiles slightly back, happy now that she could see her mentor.

Nat switched back to her cold demeanor when she scanned the rest of our group. When she saw me, she smiled slightly. "маленький паук," she greeted me.

"привет, мама паук," I replied.

The rest of the class looked confused, except Ned and MJ, who probably got the gist of what we were saying.

"What language was that?" Abe asked.

Nat ignored him. "We are here to learn some self defense, so absolutely NO messing around." She said, giving Flash the stink-eye.

I knew Flash wouldn't listen, but I wasn't gonna say anything to him.

I zoned out as Nat talked about the basics of self defense, which she had already taught me.

Everyone got into pairs, but our class had an uneven number, so I stayed on the side with Nat.

"привет тетя нат," I said once the rest of the class started.

"привет маленький паук," she replied. She looked over to where MJ was kicking Cindy's butt. "Я учил ее хорошо не так ли?"

"Ага," I replied, smiling.

She turned to me seriously. "Брюс рассказал мне о ребёнке по имени флеш."

I went a little red. "Это хорошо мама паук, вам не нужно беспокоиться."

She snorted in disbelief. "Да правильно. Я отпускаю его на этот раз, но если он тебя беспокоит..." she trailed off, but I got the message.

"Okay everyone, finish up!" She barked for everyone who was practicing.

The class slowly stopped, and looked at her.

"Peter and I will be demonstrating for you amateurs," she said when everyone was paying attention.

I sighed. I was either a) going to make a fool of myself, or b) be kinda good and have Flash beat me up later for it. I decided that Flash would throw punches at me anyway, so I would try my best, even though I could never defeat Nat no matter how hard I tried

She started with a hook to my right side, but my spidey-senses warned me and I blocked it. Soon we got into the fight, mostly with me on the defensive, but I occasionally got a few hits in. Eventually she won with a feint, and I was lying on the ground.

"Хорошая работа, маленький паук," she said, helping me up

"Спасибо, но ты всегда побеждаешь," I replied.

She smirked. "Правда."

Meanwhile, Flash had been gaping like an idiot after we finished, but he apparently had a death wish. "WHAT THE HELL PENIS!"

Oh, boy.

Nat turned to him slowly. "What did you just say to Peter?" She asked in a dangerously sweet voice.

Flash looked like he was going to per his pants. Oh, wait. He did. "Um, u-uh, no-nothing ma'am."

"That's not what it sounded like," she hissed, stepping closer.

I tried to intervene, since I didn't feel like dealing with the paperwork is Flash died. "Uh, мама паук, we can just settle this... peacefully?" I said the last part as a question since I knew Nat doesn't do "peaceful."

As expected, she ignored me. "If you do much as look at Peter wrong ever again, I will end you. Got it?" She growled slowly stalking towards her prey- *cough* Flash. I meant Flash.

Forget pissing himself, Flash looked like he was about to have a heart attack. "Yes! Yes, ma'am." He squeaked in terror.

"You'd better," Nat threatened him one last time, then turned to Anna. "I think my turn is done here."

She walked out, with me embarrassed, Ned grinning, MJ looking proud, and everyone else gaping in shock.

Translation:
Мама паук- mama spider
Маленький паук- little spider
Привет- hi/hello
Я учил ее хорошо не так ли- I taught her well didn't I
Ага- yup
Брюс рассказал мне о ребёнке по имени флеш- bruce told me about a kid named flash
Это хорошо, вам не нужно беспокоиться- it's fine you don't need to worry
Да правильно- yeah right
Я отпускаю его на этот раз, но если он тебя беспокоит- I'm letting him off this time but if he bothers you
Хорошая работа- good work
Спасибо, но ты всегда побеждаешь- thanks, but you always win
Правда- true