1) In Which Dante is Hungover

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I regret waking up.

My head feels like it's been stuffed with live ants and then drop kicked into a washing machine. The first thing I register after the wave of nausea and pain is a glass of water on the bedside table, accompanied by a sticky note that simple read "bottoms up bitch"  and a slice of cold toast.

I drain the glass and start  to eat, fishing my phone out of rumpled blankets. The first notification was a text from the local radio station, causing last nights events to come crashing back. Travis had left quite a few missed calls. Every other message was from something called Ahah Guess What ;))).

Oh, fuck. I quickly unlock my phone.

You added Kaysedia, MLG Blonde, and AaRon McDonald to the chat

You named the chat "Ahah Guess What ;)))"

 You/10:55 pm

Hjey 

Hey guess who got fivr ticleats 2 see MCR :))

Me I did 

You guys stil have cringey 2000s nicnames hha 

It's Dnate 

Dnate 

Shit

It's Dante 

Concerts in lik two weeeks??? 

Road trip haha 

Oh sit I forgot 

You added T-Ball to the chat

Hi :)


I need to start getting people to  hide my phone when I begin drinking because all it's ever lead to was embarrassment and a really shitty Tinder date at Denny's.

At least I was somewhat literate, I guess. I scroll down a little further see all the messages marked unread.


MLG Blonde/ 11:06 pm

Omg Dante ?? Hi??

Are you drunk??

Wait, concert tickets??

YOU GOT CONCERT TICKETS??? AND YOU'RE ASKING ME TO COME?? HELL Y E A H


MLG Blonde/ 11:30 pm

Why isn't anyone awake 🥺👉👈

Lmao is my name still mlg blonde hngshnsg 


Kaysedia / 01:55 am

Garroth?


MLG Blonde/ 01:59 am

You?

Wait who are you 😳😳


Kaysedia/ 2:04 am

Lol, it's Laurence


MLG Blonde/ 2:10 am

HNGSHNSHH LAURENCE !!

Hi!! Omg whys your name 'Kaysedia man'

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