Junko Fucks Up Again

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"Class 78th goes Trigger Happy Havoc

Ultimate Bitch: So uh,

Sonia Wannabe: Enoshima, care to explain why the school is on lock down when as far as I know, there hasn't been a threat?

Spears of Mukuro Ikusaba: Junko, Explain.

Computer goes BONK and 3 others have gone online

Computer goes BONK: ENOSHIMA WHY THE FUCK IS ALTER EGO MALFUNCTIONING SO DAMN MUCH?!

Author-San: School Lockdown commence.

I am the rules: Bro! What's the problem?

Author-San: Riot threat has been recieved

Computer goes BONK: There is no riot threat! I don't know what's going on and I'm locked out of the computer room!

Ultimate Bitch: Uh-

Sonia Wannabe: I don't even want to know what you did. I'm leaving.

Sonia Wannabe has left "Class 78th goes Trigger Happy Havoc"

Author-San has added Celestia Ludenburg to "Class 78th goes Trigger Happy Havoc"

Author-San has changed Celestia Ludenburg to "Sonia Wannabe"

Author-San: None shall leave during lockdown

Sonia Wannabe has gone offline

Computer goes BONK: So Junko, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!

I am the rules: Chihiro! This language is not welcomed in the school environment!

Ultimate Bitch: All I did was send tons of fake threats to their database.

Spears of Mukuro Ikusaba: WHY?!

Ultimate Bitch: Our Togami, Ouma and Komaeda said they needed a distraction!

Og Rich Fucker has come online

Og Rich Fucker: Enoshima. We said to distract Sahara, Makoto and Hinata. WE DIDN'T FUCKING SAY PUT THE SCHOOL IN LOCKDOWN

Ultimate Bitch: THEN WHY DID YOU COME TO ME?!

Og Rich Fucker: I-

I am the rules: Enoshima does have a point.

Spears of Mukuro Ikusaba: You never want to come to Junko when you want a distraction.

Og Rich Fucker: Fine. It's my fucking fault Ouma's cackling like a bitch and Komaeda broke a fucking door.

Computer goes BONK: Komaeda broke a door?

Og Rich Fucker: Yes? Why?

Computer goes BONK: Get him to the computer lab. I'm locked out and the only way I can reset Alter Ego is in the fucking lab.

Og Rich Fucker: omw

Og Rich Fucker has gone offline

Ultimate Bitch: This is getting resolved quickly :)

Spears of Mukuro Ikusaba: SHHHHH YOU'LL JINX US

I am the rules: Surely nothing bad will happen. At least not as bad as our current situation.

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