King Trollex: And ever since then, i have solemnly sweared to never go out during Valentine's Day . . . also i'm surprised how after, one Girl dump and one World Tour, I'm still alive. Let me check my calender. *gasps* Valentine's is Tommorow! I have to get ready.
*montage music, it can be any montage music*
King Trollex: Okay, I'm ready. I went to the store, i got my gumdrops if anything bad happens, food to last the day, and i went to a fast food place real quick to get some Techno Biscuits, which aren't real Techno Trolls if you are thinking that, just yummy biscuits. and BDB is doing something at Pop Village.
*at pop village*
BDB: So, Mr. Dinkles, what can you do? I can glow!
Mr. Dinkles: Meep. *burns head*
BDB: *screams*
Biggie: Mr. Dinkles, not in front of our friend.
*back at Techno Reef*
King Trollex: Okay! The 8th Valentines Day Stay-At-Home Day! Gumdrops in the ears, i'm all set!
*turns on radio*
Radio Troll Announcer: Hello, and welcome back to the Valentines Day concert, here on United Music Channel! Now for all of you lonely lovers out there, we got something from the Funk Fam, Prince Darnell & Cooper, Performed by Kid Creole and the Coconuts, I'm a Wonderful Thing, Baby.
King Trollex: Now that's what i call Vibin' out!
Radio Troll Announcer: And that was I'm A Wonderful Thing, Baby by Kid Creole and the Coconuts, Requested by Prince Darnell & Cooper of the Funk Trolls, and now we got a song for every Lo . . .
*Trollex turns off the radio*
King Trollex: We don't talk about this day only. Whatever, TV will be much better.
Techno Network Announcer: Welcome back to Techno Network. My Love is Speechless continues now.
Spanish Shirtless Techno Troll: Ay, Senorita. My love for you is like a thousand Bumblebee stings. It stings beautifully.
Spanish Girl Techno Troll: Ay, Dios Mio! I love you so much, no girl could come ever near you.
Spanish Shirtless Techno Troll: Let's Kiss, Bumblebeauty.
King Trollex: *gags* *changes the channel*
TV Techno Troll: Get real, Kevin, cause when you feel like a dirtbag, it's because you're a dirtbag. Right? So just own it, just say it out loud, i am a dirtbag.
*turns TV off*
King Trollex: I think i'm just gonna go to bed. And no, TV Techno Troll, i am not a dirtbag!
*to be continued*
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King Trollex - 7 Columns
Beat Drop Button & Radio Troll Announcer & Spanish Shirtless Techno Troll - 2 Columns
Mr. Dinkles & Biggie & Techno Network Announcer & Spanish Girl Techno Troll & TV Techno Troll - 1 Column
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King Trollex's Adventures: A Crazy Valentine's
RandomIt's Valentine Day in the Troll Kingdom! Trollex is going to have a peaceful day this valentine's until everybody comes up to Trollex with hearts in their eyes. This could be the work of someone, but whom? 6th episode of King Trollex's Adventures
