Copypasta #17/ Steel and feathers

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by ShinyShoodoo

by ShinyShoodoo

Anon: I've got a question for you. What's heavier: A kilogram of steel, or a kilogram of feathers?

Anon:That's right, a kilogramme of steel. Cause' steel is heavier than feathers.

Cuts to nina and Anon*

Anon: what do you mean?

Nina: They're both a kilogram

Anon: But steel is heavier than feathers

Nina: I know. But they're both a kilogram

Anon: Wot...?

Cuts to nimh anon and nina*

Anon: That doesn't prove anything because steel is heavier than feathers

Nimh: I know, but look, they're both a kilogram...Right?

Nimh: So they're the same.

Anon pointing at the bag of feathers: Look how many you've got over there, that's cheatin

Nina: no, they're the same weight!

Nimh: No, no, it's a kilogram

Anon: b-but steels heavier than feathers....

* willow joins in

Anon: ah...no...uh...oh...a..no...

Anon: Willow, tell them that i'm right

Willow: but they're both a kilogram.

Anon: wait no...no...ah..mm....nooo

Willow: What is it you don't get?

Nimh: you all right?

Anon: I don't get it...

Willow: sorry, yeah. Don't worry about it.

Anon: starts breaking down*