Rick Sanchez X Reader

Episode 3 Part 4 - The Ricks Must Be Crazy

                After awhile of attempting to hunt down the deer I saw this weird alien thing came up and snagged it away from me and i yelled that it was mine but unfortunate for me I should've just ended my business because the new found creature dropped the deer and ran over to me

I wasn't expecting it, so it was much more scarier than it seemed at first since it was running at me and I tried running away but it got to me before I could even get a second thought in and it lifted me up in the air and carried me somewhere and i tried my hardest to squirm out of it's grip but it's hands had a nice grip on me and as I was about to scream i saw this weird tree looking thing in the distance along with morty rick and zeep so i screamed out to them

"Rickkk get this thing to let me go" They all turned to look at me and immediately morty runs up instead of rick

"No, bad tree person" he scolds the tree person thing and it lets me down and morty gives me a hug "you ok kid" I subtly hug him back and then he lets go "y-ya i'm ok i just need Rick to get us the f*ck out of here, these people are backwards savages" he says as zeep and Rick walk over to us "They eat every third baby because they think it makes fruit grow bigger" My face scrunches up the more he talks sh*t on his tree people 

"I don't care what it takes. You two are putting aside your bullshit to get us BACK HOME" Morty points between Rick and Zeep and they just look at eachother "No can do, Morty. I just can't-" 

"I just don't see how i can-" Zeep cuts rick off " oh come on" I roll my eyes and cross my arms and rick of course just stares at me with a blank expression  "grandma y/n get behind me" and without a question I step away from rick and behind morty "RO RO DAH NO GAH" Morty yells while pointing at the two and right after the tree people surround them and morty just walks away not caring

Rick looks at me but I just shrug my shoulders and walk away letting him and zeep deal with it "aww wow y/n not even gonna help" Rick says and I turn to look at him with a slightly sad look "i don't know about you rick but I just wanna go home" I turn back and walk over to morty and a heard an exaggerated fine come from behind me causing me to smile since I was able to make him feel guilty enough to help get us home 

"hey kid I think i got rick and zeep to get us home" he turns to look at me with a smile "thanks grandma y/n, sometimes I wonder how you even married that man" I ruffle his hair and laugh "ya me too but I promise he had his moments" Morty looked at me curiously "like what?" he sits down on a tree trunk and I sit beside him "like in high school"

*flashback*

"hey Rick" I said laying down with my with my head on his lap and he looks down at me and continues to play with my hair while fixing his invention "ya babe" I gave him a small smile at the name "how come you're with me I mean like you're so smart and can do big things and I can barely do the pythagorean theorem-" He cuts me off by putting his invention down and giving me a soft kiss kinda surprising me 

"to be honest i don't know, usually i'd say love is just a chemical but you're different...I uhh love you" he mumbles the last part making me smile because i'm about to tease him

"wait what was that last part" I sit up and Rick just looks down not trying to make eye contact "nothing" he mumbles again so I grab his chin and make him look at me "I think I heard you say something though sooo say it again for me?" I make a pouty face and he sighs "I love you ok.." I smile at him and give him a kiss which lasted a little longer than the last one 

"hey y/n I have a question you'll probably have to think about it but...drop out with me, we can learn so much more than school could ever tell us a-and we can go on space adventures or if we had kids we could raise them on mars or something whatever you want i know we're only 17 but-" I interrupt his rambling by hugging and kissing him