Total Drama Harem

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Chris: Hello and welcome back everyone to a new Total Drama Season! Due to high demand from our lovely fans we couldn't just say no. So with further due lets introduce our contestants!

The first boats arrive with Owen, Blainely, Geoff, and Gwen.

Owen: Chris! Man its so good to be back!

Chris: Glad to hear it man.

Gwen: Ugh I can't believe I have to come back.

Chris: Should've read the contract.

Gwen: Whatever.

Geoff: Hey Chris this isn't going to be crazy like the other times is it?

Chris: Eyyyy Who knows? I guess we'll have to see to find out.

Blainely: Chris.

Chris:  Blainely hows the show?

Blainely: Shut it Chris. Once I win the grand prize I'm going to enjoy putting your show down.

Chris: I'm sure you will.

They next boat arrives with eight people: Dawn, Courtney, Sierra, Bridgette, Heather, Lindsay, Samey, Amy.

Heather: Ugh finally that fan-girl wouldn't  shut her mouth.

Sierra: Is my Cody here?!

Chris: Not yet You'll have to wait.

Sierra: But I've been away from my Cody for too long!

Lindsay: Hi Chris! Is Tyler here yet?

Chris:He'll be here shortly.

Lindsay: Aww Why?

Chris: I'm sure he has his reasons and it definitely wasn't because  he was boring.

Amy: Ugh Samey! Would you hurry up with those bags?!

Samey: C-coming! Sorry these bags are heavy.

Amy: I don't care! I don't have time for your excuses!

Gwen: Geez Now its going to be like having two Heathers.

Heather: Got something to say goth girl?

Gwen: Not to you.

Geoff: Bridgette! I missed you babe.

Bridgette: I missed you too.

Courtney: Chris you talked to my lawyers?

Chris: Yes for like the fifth time. How many lawyers  do you have?

Courtney: Enough.

Dawn: ooh I'm feeling a lot of negative auras.

Gwen: Yea well some of us aren't that happy to be back here.

Once again the boat arrives with Lightning, Duncan, Scott, Alejandro, Cody, Ella, Izzy, Trent,  Mike, Zoey, Jasmine, Sky, Leshawna, Cameron, Sam, Dj, Tyler and everyone else.

Lightning: The M.V.P is Here! Can't wait to win me $10,000!

Heather: Keep dreaming buddy.

Mike and Zoey are holding hands*

Sky: Hey guys its great to be back!

Scott: Ugh it was so cramped on that boat. You couldn't have afforded a bigger boat?

Chris: Nahhhh

Ella: Oh it is so wonderful to be back! I can make new friends and interact with nature. And maybe just maybe I'll finally find my prince!