Total Drama Harem

Chp. 2

P.A. Chris:  WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BACY. HAHAHA. EVERYONE GO TO THE MESS HALL FOR BREAKFAST.

Courtney: Ughhh Why did I ever agree to do this?

Gwen: The money?

Courtney: It was a rhetorical question. Well we should get going.

Lindsay: Awww but I was getting my beauty sleep.

Bridgette: Well you know how Chris is, he loves to torture us.

P.A. Chris: RIGHT YOU ARE BRIDGETTE.

Bridgette: See?

Courtney: Is everyone awake?

Leshawna: Where Danny at?

Lizzy: I think he's still sleeping.

Gwen: Still? How can he still be sleeping through Chris' annoying wake up call?

P.A. Chris: I HEARD THAT.

Samey: Well we should go wake him up, we don't want to be late for breakfast.

As they walk over to Daniel they notice his bun was undone and all over the place like an unkempt afro.

Lindsay: Awww he looks like a big poofy dog!

Ella: Its like Sleeping Beauty but a charming man instead of a princess!

Lindsay: I know right?

Samey: touches his hair* His hair is so silky!

Jasmine: also touches hair* She's right! Its so smooth.

Soon everyone was touching his hair and they were mesmerized by it.

Zoey: He has such nice curls!

Sky: Girls would kill to have hair like this!

Lindsay: I wonder what kind of conditioner he uses.

Courtney: Ok people that's enough we only got a few minutes before breakfast starts.

Blainely: Aww but I want to keep touching his hair.

Courtney: Well that's too bad. goes to wake him up* Daniel, its time to wake up.

Daniel: Piss off.

Gwen: Well thats not nice.

Daniel: And touching other peoples hair while they're asleep isn't?

The girls blush in embarrassment.

Daniel: If you wanted to touch my hair then just ask. Don't be doing weird shit when someone is sleeping.

Zoey: S-sorry we just saw your hair and curiosity got the best of us.

Jasmine: Now that your already awake how 'bout we go get some breakie?

Daniel: Fine. Lets go.

Everyone goes to the mess hall and get there breakfast the girls see Heather with bags under her eyes.

Amy: Geez what happened to you.

Heather: Owen wouldn't stop farting.

Owen: Its a medical condition! I said I was sorry!

Gwen: Guess karmas coming after you.

Heather: As if. I'm going to win this time and when I win I'm going to enjoy putting you in your place.

Gwen: Not if we have to say anything about that. You got no friends to back you up. No more alliances.

Heather: Oh we'll see about that.