Sanders Sides Oneshots

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Anxiety: Where the hell were you?!

Eiji: I was busy.

Anxiety: Oh yeah?! Doing what?!

Eiji: Coming up with conversation ideas for Kai's new boyfriend.

Anxiety: And you couldn't write while doing that?!

Kindness: Oh give them a break, Anxiety. You know how excited they were to see Kai get a boyfriend!

Anxiety: This is like the fifth boyfriend, could be the tenth lover, that Kai has gotten! It's gonna end the same way they've all ended!

PTSD: I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to agree with Anxiety here.

Kindness: You don't know that! This time could be different!

PTSD: Sorry, bud, I just can't believe you until you give me some proof.

Kindness: ... Fine.

PTSD: So?

Kindness: ... I have no proof for you.

Eiji: Really?! Nothing?!

Kindness: I'm sorry, Eiji, but there is no actual proof that he will stay with us!

Eiji: How about they love us?!

Anxiety: All of our past lovers have loved us! Look where that got us!

Eiji: ... Whatever. You're just paranoid.

Anxiety: Excuse me?

Eiji: You heard me.

Anxiety: Well, your just a hopeless romantic who doesn't understand the reality of things.

Eiji: Wow, thanks.

Anxiety: Just stating the obvious. Stop slacking.

Eiji: Whatever.