Incorrect Quotes of Splatoon

Wrong ways to bake cookies

Goggles: So I can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for one minute! 

Aloha: Goggles no, that's not how you bake cookies. 

Goggles: Floor it?! 

Aloha: Goggles no! 

Goggles: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND! 

Aloha: GOGGLES! YOU'RE GOING TO BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE. 

Goggles: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO BAKE THESE COOKIES! 

Aloha: GOGGLES PLEASE!

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Army: Oi, Aloha I got to say- 

Aloha, not listening: Uwaaa~ Mask is cute~♡

Army, not noticing: I really do like you and- 

Aloha, still not listening: Skull is pretty cool too♪ 

Army: Would you like to go out with me? 

Aloha: Huh? Sorry I wasn't paying attention. What did you say?
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Army: *breathing in and out* Okay! New plan, just act natural.. Act natural.

Mask: Oh..heeey Army.

Aloha: Oh...it's you...

Mask: Aloha?

Aloha: How have you been?

Aloha: I've been reeeeeeally busy, being heartbroken.

Aloha: You know, after you CHEATED on me?

Mask: *turns to look at Army* Yooou did WHAAAT??

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Mask: Don't yooou have to be stupid sooomewhere else?

Goggles: Not until four~!

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Mask: How are yooou so calm all the time?

Aloha: The trick is to be so stressed out that it becomes your default state of mind~!

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Skull: Let me ask all of you something... Do you consider yourselves happy?

Aloha: I don't think I'm very happy. I always fall asleep with the sound of my own screams : D

Mask: Riiiight..

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Aloha: I got one foot in the darkness and the other in a hello kitty roller skate~!

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Aloha: *crying* Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread!

Mask: Are..yoooou okay???

Aloha: Skull stole my fuckin' cookie.
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Skull: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands.

*everyone but Aloha claps*

Mask: You didn't claaaap..

Aloha: I know..