Incorrect Quotes of Splatoon

At Mako Mart?

Bobble: got called a lesbian in mako mart earlier lads

Aloha: tell us what happen lad

Bobble: I got called a lesbian in mako mart

Aloha: ye but why

Bobble: I was being a lesbian

Aloha: in mako mart

Bobble: yeah it was in mako mart

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Goggles: Get ripped. Eat pasta. Be gay.

Mask: Get comfortable. Watch tv. Be gay.

Aloha: Do whatever the fuck you want. Be gay.

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Gloves: It's illegal to be cuter than me.

Aloha: We're all going to jail, then~

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Aloha: You're like the ocean.

Vintage: Explain

Aloha: So fucking salty~

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Headphones: We are screwed.

Bobble: Hey, no. I don't want to hear that defeatist attitude. I wanna hear you upbeat~!

Headphones, upbeat: We ARE screwed!

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Army: Aloha, say Army ten times.

Aloha: Army, Army, Army, Army, Army, Army, Army, Army, Army, Army.

Army: Now, who do you love?

Aloha: Mask!

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Aloha, trying to reach something on the shelf: Goggles, I need a boost.

Goggles: Okay! [claps] Go for it! You can do it! You're the best! Woo-hoo!

Aloha: ...

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Glasses: What inspired you to write this..?

Mask: the due date.

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Aloha: Why are my hands cold but not the rest of me?

Vintage: The ghosts are holding your hands.

Aloha: How romantic

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Aloha: Mask put salt in my tea because I annoyed him, but I'm going to continue to drink it because I'm petty and won't let him win

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Rider: Aloha, if we get out of this alive, I will kill you!

Aloha: So, what's my incentive to live, then?

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Army: Today I was yelling at Mask outside and a fucking cherry blossom petal landed in my mouth which shut me up and Mask said "The anime gods have silenced you"

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Bobble: If you're a man and you don't love your girlfriend a lesbian will.

Bobble: Consider it a threat and a promise

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Mask: If you ever think your safe please remember that I'm out there

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Aloha: can y'all believe that cats exists and the only reason I too exist is to love them?

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Aloha: Tell someone you love them today because life is short, but scream it at them in Octarian because life is also confusing and scary.

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Aloha: If you love someone, you'll always try harder

Lunaglasses: I've been trying really hard lately to break though my television screen so that one day I'll be able to walk into the arms of my beloved Luigi

Aloha, thumbs up: This is what I'm talking about!

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Mask: I don't believe in ghosts

Aloha: it's alright, they still believe in you

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Mask: Are those feelings? Get them away from me.

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Aloha: If i were a drink I'd be cherry Vanilla Coke. If you were a drink what would you be?

Aloha: everyone's like "bleach" or "sewage" please calm down edgelords.