THE COPS SERA THEY EXIST

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John-salt block
Arlo
Seraphina-Sera
Remi-pinkachu
Blyke
Isen

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Sera; John do you know who that man that just pulled us over is?

Salt block; THE FUCKING POLICE

Salt block; Y'KNOW THE PEOPLE THAT TAKE YOU TO JAIL

Sera; what?

Salt block; scratch that

Salt block; I can hear him from here they're taking me to jail

Pinkacha; HELP HIM SERA!

Salt block; im not even driving this is bullshit

Sera; why were we pulled over

Salt block; YOU WERE SPEEDING AND YOU RAN FIVE RED LIGHTS

Arlo; Im not gonna bail you out just so you know

Salt block; WHAT THE FUCK ARLO

Sera; what the fuck is happening

Arlo; why are you even texting when you're getting pulled over

Sera; are we not allowed?

Arlo; I wouldn't think so

Pinkachu; John?

Sera; the man took him and put him in his car

Pinkachu; SERA!

Sera; what?

Arlo; and I though John was the dumb one

Sera; John didn't fight back-

Arlo; YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO

Sera; oop

Sera; that car just went boom

Arlo; is john okay?

Pinkachu; awe that's sweet you care about John's safety

Arlo; no he still has a cat to take care of

Salt block; wow okay

Salt block; I had to come back so Sera doesn't get herself killed

Arlo; why were you two even driving

Salt block; I don't know

Arlo; what-?

Sera; I kidnapped him

Pinkachu; that's illegal-

Sera; it's not if it's you have permission from their mother

Salt block; that's still illegal

Sera; but I asked your mom-

Salt block; I-

Salt block; tell me you asked Claire

Salt block; tell me you did rn

Sera; nope

Sera; your actually mother

Sera; :D

Salt block; Arlo Im coming over in 10

Arlo; alright-?

Sera; oooOooOoOoOooOOooOoOoo~

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A/n; I've realized Blyke and Isen wouldn't be in a gc without a nickname so I'll try to fit that in later.

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