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It's Christmas time and Santa's here
Making the children smile
But he's just a pedophile
So you better watch your child
Christmas trees in every house
Covered in shining lights
But they just turn brown and die
Or set your whole house in fire
These are reasons I hate the season
But I'm a give it a try
Maybe this year I won't be sad on Christmas
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday
Replace my heartache and pain
With mistletoe and candy cane
This Christmas is going my way
Having fun with all your friends
Sipping on that egg nog
But it just looks like juice
All over your upper lips
House made out of gingerbread
Cook is like Christmas trees
Giving your heart disease
And time to die of diabetes
These are the reason I hate the season
But I'm a give it a try
Maybe is year I won't be sad on Christmas
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday
Replace my heartache and pain
With mistletoe and candy canes
This Christmas is going my way
I've never seen reindeer fly
I've never heard those sleigh bells ring
Never seen a snowman come to live
I've never the Angels sing
But I hope and I pray
That might be this christmas day that'll change
Maybe this year I won't be sad on Christmas
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday
Replace my heartache and pain
With mistletoe and candy cane
This Christmas is coming my
Maybe this year I won't be sad on Christmas
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday
Replace my heartache and my pain
Let's just dance the night away
This Christmas is going my way
Just dance with me
