A Little LoZ Randomness (Discontinued)

Secrets

(Yet another pleasant day in Skyloft)

Me: KITARA HALP!!!

Kitara: Why am I here....? -looks around- WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Me: I uhhhhh.... Never mind. And I don't know why your here..... Aren't you supposed to be watc-

Kitara: Shut up! What have I told you about spoiling my story??

Me: Sorry, but really you should-

Diablo: Kitara?! There you are!!! Shay was-

Kitara: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! STOP RUINING MY BOOK!!

Me: But why can't we tell them? Surely it wouldn't hurt?

Kitara: -glares at me-

Me: OK OK OK. I get it.

Kitara: -smiles- Good. You too Diablo. Shush. They can't know!

Diablo: You might want to come back though. Seriously, we have a problem.

Kitara: OK, be there in a second. Let's just wrap this up.

Me: KITARA AND DIABLO HAV-

Kitara: -punches me in the arm- Shut. UP!!!

Me: -whimpers and shuts up-

Sky: Your family is weird...

Me: When did you get here.......?

Sky: I live here, smart (bleep, PG)

Me: No swearing in front of the kids -points at the audience- Good thing I bleeped it out. Your lucky.

Kitara: I really need to go -hops on Diablo- Sayonara! -flies away-

Jimmy, the director: CUT!!

Me: Oh yeah, everyone meet Jimmy, our director.

Jimmy: -waves- Just don't ask why I'm here. Apparantly its for comedy purposes, but I don't care as long as I get paid. -smiles-

Me: Yeah.... You're not getting paid. BAI GUYS!!!!!