Discordleys X Reader

Puddingley - Chap 1

Everything felt different as you slowly open your eyes, your head was hurting like hell and you were certain you could smell something sweet nearby. You wondered what happened as you slowly looked up, seeing that you were somehow stranded in a land made entirely of sweets. "WHAT THE HELL?!!!" You practically screamed as you shot up, there was some cake frosting on your chest in which you quickly wiped off. "Where am I?! How did I get here?!" You asked, panicking slightly as you took in the sights around you.

You didn't know what to do so you began to run, it seems like you were stuck in a forest as delicious chocolate bars poked out of the ground, they seemed to have branches made out of extra chocolate and they had spearmints for leaves while others possessed cotton candy and even gooey caramel as leaves.

You kept running, hoping to somehow find someone or something to give you an answer when suddenly, before your eyes could register what was in front of you, you found yourself slamming against something incredibly large, soft and jiggly. It sent you falling back a good 3 feet and you landed on your ass, which thankfully didn't hurt too much since the ground seemed to be a soft spongy cake of some sorts. "OOF!" You cried out.

"W-Whoa! Sorry! Guess my gut doesn't always know where to go, huh?" Said an oddly familiar voice. As you looked up you saw what looked to be like a recoloured version of Barley Lightfoot! He had gooey looking chocolate hair and his skin looked very very jiggly, more so than usual that is.

As you found yourself staring at this man, jaw wide open, your eyes trail down to his middle section, the place where his large belly was. You felt a redness form in your cheeks as you soon began to realise that thing you bounced off was actually his belly.

"Hey, you ok?" He asked, offering you his hand. He gave you a warm smile and you instantly felt butterflies in your stomach.

You were hesitant, shy at first but you gladly accepted it regardless and he helped you up. You were at a complete loss for words, you wanted to say something, anything but nothing came to mind at all.

"Anyway, What brings you out here? You lost?" Barley asked.

You quickly nodded your head, still staying as silent as ever as you had absolutely no clue what to say. Was this...Puddingley? From the discord server? It can't be...can it?

"Heh, yeah, it gets pretty easy to get lost around here. You gotta have a really good gut to know where you're going." Said Barley, or rather Puddingley as he began to lightly pat his gut, almost unaware of how much he was making it jiggle. Your face was burning at this point as you stared at it which Puddingley must've noticed as he had commented on it. "Hey, you sure you're ok after that fall? You're redder than a jarful of strawberry jelly!"

"Uh...y-yeah! Yeah!" You quickly said, immediately you felt awkward after stuttering in front of your biggest crush ever.

Thankfully, Puddingley just shrugged it off. "Alright, if thy maiden/milord insists." He said, this certainly was no help of taming the redness in your cheeks. "Oh! Sorry, I completely forgot to introduce myself! Now that's not very professional of a brave warrior like me." He said with a chuckle, even if you knew who he was, you didn't stop him and just let him go. "I'm Sir Puddingley Sweetfoot the brave! One of the mightiest heroes to explore the lands! The boldest of warriors for any campaign!" He said in his warrior voice you recognise from the movie.

You couldn't help but chuckle a bit as you listened to him, you had to bite your own tongue to hold back a squeal of delight too. He was even more adorable in person!

"And what might thy name be, oh fellow adventurer?" Barley suddenly asked as he bowed down to you, the question helped snap you out of your daze and you instantly answered.

"I'm Y/N!" You said.

The Barley made of pudding gave you a warm smile in return. "A wonderful name for a wonderful maiden/fellow." Puddingley said softly. "Hey, you alright? Your face is going all red again."

You quickly nodded your head at Puddingley, who humbly offered you his hand. "Tis good to hear! Now Onward! To New Sweettoothin!" He said proudly as he lead the way, rubbing his belly occasionally as if it had all the answers he needed. His hand felt incredibly soft and squishy and as the two of you walked, your eyes couldn't help but trail down to his thick ass. It seemed to have been jiggling a ton as he moves. He is made of pudding now after all so every last fibre of his being was incredibly wobbly and sweet. All this felt like it was enough to make you pass out but to your thanks, you didn't and kept pressing forward, trying your hardest not to stare at the large ass in front of you.