Me: *on a desk* THERE'S A CENTIPEDE ON MY FLOOR!
Chloe (my bully): *laying on the floor*
Me: WhAt I'm I sUpPoSeD tO dO!?
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Me and maddie are fighting over something.
Kaia: pick me up. Pick me up mom. Pick me up. Mom pick me up.
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Me and kaia: *wearing sunglasses*
Me: *holds up a flute*
Also me: *starts playing the flute terribly*
Kaia: *starts dancing*
Maddie: why-
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My sister: *starts playing the trombone*
Me: *opens the oven and slamming it shut over and over again*
Maddie: EVERYBODY FUCKING JUMP!
Me,my sister,kaia and maddie: *starts raving*
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Ako (a old friend of mine): hey did you notice that your voices changes.
A random bully: what? You mean like I sound like a man and you sound like a piglet on helium.
Ako: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
A random bully: sure when you ask me like a man.
Ako: I AM A MAN!!
A random bully: haha! are you sure? Cuz you sound like a mouse whose parachute won't open!
Ako: FD6H7VRXVYJUBTXES4GYJUVTEXUJBY-
*ear rapping screams*
A random bully: *covering there ears*
Meanwhile...
Me: *doing something on the computer*
The computer brakes.
Me: ! How the-
Meanwhile...
Ako: *still ear rapping screams* FTF7HTXEIGYVY!
A random bully: ok! Ok! I take it back!
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(Ok for this one is just something random that I do.)
Me: *holds up a bible* the bible. *gives it to maddie*
Maddie: this is the bibel.
Me: *snatches the bible* YOU QUESTION THE WORD OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY!?!?
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Idk what else tbh.
(I like the memes but this is cringe ngl-)
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me and my friends randomized (Discontinued)
Humorthe title says it (This was made back in 2020)
