Me: oh hi. Thanks for checking in. I'm still a piece of garbage!
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Kaia: *driving*
Maddie: *laughing*
Me: *holding Kermit and doing a Kermit impression* si me I oh! (I didn't know what he was saying sorry-)
Kaia and maddie: *laughing*
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Me: *at target* ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to T-T-T-T-TARGET! *MLG horns plays*
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Maddie: welcome to radio shACK...ACK....ACK...ACK....ACK-
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Kaia: HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-
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(Now....MEMES!)
------------------------------Me,kaia and maddie: *playing gmod*
Maddie: ok we all go together or we go one at a time.
Kaia: *pulls out a camera in gmod*
Me: HARDCORE PARKOUR!
Kaia and maddie: YAAAA!
Me: *jumps but didn't make it to the other side and falls*
Kaia: *plays sad violin*
Maddie: Lucy?...
Me: *responds* I'M ALIVE-
Me,kaia and maddie: *starts laughing*---------------------------------
Little Me and my dad: *at a trampoline park*
Little me: *sitting on a part not inflated as much*
My dad: ok on the count of 3...1...2...3! *jumps on the other side of it*
Little me: *literally flys up*
My dad: OH CRAP---------------------
Maddie: *going skydiving*
A song plays and the first lyrics is we
Maddie: weeeeee*jumps*eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
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Me: check this out a men's hoodie. With hood.
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Maddie: *sees a birb and walks up to it* hi.
Birb: *opens there mouth*
Maddie: AAAAAAAAAA-------------------------
Me: zippy e do da! Zippy a day! Your mother has the super gay! (I'm saying this to chloe)
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Chloe: *walks up to me*
My sister and my mom: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!------------------------
Chloe: *running away* AAAAAA! AAAAA!
My sister: why are you running? Why are you running!?--------------------
Me: *opens up a old birthday card*
(Here's the video of the meme sense I don't know how to say it in words-)
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I can't think of anything else- hhhh-
And I kinda forgot that this book exists-
(And pt 2 never came 😍)
YOU ARE READING
me and my friends randomized (Discontinued)
Humorthe title says it (This was made back in 2020)