Log #4
Speaker: Trillian <-pov
Species: Corvile
Subject: The "Internet"
Species: Human
*Start Log*
While studying Human culture from my chambers, I stumbled upon something called the "Internet".
When I asked Human Mason about it he said that, and I quote, "It's a mess of politics and porn."
I didn't know how much of what Mason said was true until I checked it a while later.
That was a mistake.
It made me shiver with disgust and I nearly lost control of my liquid body completely.
He wasn't lying, he's lied before, but not now.
IT IS ONLY PORN.
Endless streams of it, completely and utterly unstoppable.
And the Humans ENJOY IT!
Never mind the humans liking the planet and the very obvious ethical dilemmas, it's got to go.
I'm going to form a black hole in the planet's core and vaporize every last pornographic image!
*End Log*
(Sorry if this isn't very good or if there are any mistakes)
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