↠ NARUTO GROUP CHAT ↞

↠ jealousy is a disease

chapter nine;; ↠ jealousy is a disease babe, get well soon xoxo
wc;; 459
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↞ naruto named the group chat 'FUTURE HOKAGE TINGZ ✨' ↠
— everyone has joined

shark boy: karin
karin
karin
dumbass!!!

neji: here we go again

sai: don't bother. i believe i saw her reading what the youth call "smut"

shark boy: wait what is smut

narutoo: whyre u talking like a 50 year old man loser

sai: idk why aren't you hokage yet

tentenn: i- you didn't have to go there 😭

sak 🌸:
naruto rn:

narutoo: sakura-chan not you too 😔😔

hina 💫: naruto don't listen to them i believe in u

lee: thats right!!! believe in your youthfulness!!

shark boy: uh- anyways
karin get ur ass over here

sasuke: sigh. you are all useless.
kar-

karin ✨: sasuke?? you called???

ino: i-

shark boy: i don't know if i should be offended or not.

karin ✨: oh it's just you
what do u want idiot

shark boy: wait u guys didn't answer what is smut

karin ✨: wh
h-how do u know about that

sak 🌸: abORT MISSION

hina 💫: um,
anyways

shark boy: you still haven't told me what it is 💔

karin ✨: none of ur business dumbass

shark boy: oh fuck u too then four eyes
ur blind ass probably can't read well anyway

karin ✨: jealous is a disease babe, get well soon xoxo

↞ suigetsu has reacted to karin's message ↠ '👎🏼'

narutoo: wait
i just heard a noise
it's 2 am i don't wanna die
omf

shikamaru: naruto you aren't going to die.

narutoo: my eaR FEELS TINGLY
what if there is a ghost
oh my god there's a ghost coming to kidnap me

shikamaru: i promise you there is not a ghost

narutoo: shikamaru if i die by this ghost it is your fault

sak 🌸: you aren't gonna die idiot

sai: actually he might

hina 💫: sai don't say another word 😊

narutoo: IM GONNA DIE?$3'jdke!?:?:?$//!/&/

hina 💫: sigh

narutoo: GUYSSHEL-

ino: d-did he just,
naruto did u get. kidnapped

temari 😔✊🏼: wh

hina 💫: naruto-kun???

tentenn: guys!! neji is making fun of me again T_T

neji: i have done nothing of the sort.

tentenn: you laughed at me for placing last in the festival race ):

neji: it's not my fault you're slow

tentenn: it's not even that you just have longer legs ok ☹️

sak 🌸: yeah leave tenten alone 👎🏼👎🏼

hina 💫: i agree 😡

neji: okay but how are people even short just grow tf

temari 😔✊🏼: i,, i don't think it works like that

ino: i think naruto just got kidnapped!?!/)/& are y'all not concerned i 😭

karin ✨: no ✨

shikamaru: he'll be fine
..
probably

sasuke: maybe

neji: hopefully not

ino: i-

↞ everyone has left the chat ↠
-three hours later-

sak 🌸: wait wait wait
why did neji and tenten went to the festival together??2??2?$

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im sorry if this is messy is 2:15 am
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