Jirou x Bakugou

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Jirou: HEY BAKUGOU WANNA GO OUT ON A DATE WITH ME

Bakugou: SURE JIROU

Jirou: I THINK WE SHOULD GO TO A GRAVEYARD

Bakugou: THAT SOUNDS GREAT. WHOS GRAVE ARE WE VISITING?

Jirou: THE FIRST ONE I WANNA VISIT IS KAMINARI'S

Bakugou: OH THEN WE SHOULD GO TO KIRISHIMA'S GRAVE

Todoroki: Yeah 🦑

Mina: ( ⚆ _ ⚆ ) ( ⚆ _ ⚆ ) ( ⚆ _ ⚆ )

Iida: Be quiet both Mina and Todoroki. You guys are disrupting them. Besides, Mina you're on lockdown for being a bully and not a buddy.

Kirishima: First of all.  ʷʱʸ?

Kaminari: why am i dead

Jirou: OH NO BAKUGOU WE FORGOT TO KILL THEM

Kirishima: WHY ARE YOU GUYS GOING ON A DATE. WHY ARE YOU GOING TO KILL US AND THEN VISIT OUR GRAVES. WHY IS MINA STILL ON LOCKDOWN. SHE DIDNT DO ANYTHING. WHY IS IIDA ENCOURAGING THIS BEHAVIOR. AND LASTLY WHY IS TODOROKI USING A s q u i d   e m o j i.

Momo: Iida, I am very disappointed in you. But also, don't murder anyone, Jirou. Especially not your boyfriend.

Jirou: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. BAKUGOU AND I ARE DATING AND IM NOT GONNA MURDER HIM

Kaminari: im actually petrified

Kirishima: I know Bakugou and I know that he would probably not murder me first. Have fun buddy.

Tsuyu: i will not be associated with people WHO YELL ALL THE FUCKING TIME CAN YOU JUST NOT BAKUGOU AND JIROU STOP MURDERING YOUR LOVERS AND IIDA STOP BEING AN IDIOT AND TODOROKI WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BEING LIKE THAT

Uraraka: well said??

Deku: I am scared.

Jirou: fine. just don't cheat on me again Kami

Kaminari: we're not dating. like at all. you've rejected me MULTIPLE TIMES so I can date who I want.

Kirishima: and you too Bakugou. I don't know why you have to act like that when me and Kami are just friends and same with us.

Uraraka: This has to all be a prank. It just has to.

Uraraka: Bakugou and Jirou are dating. Iida isn't being responsible. Todoroki is using an emoji. Deku is clueless. Tsuyu was y e l l i n g. Jirou somewhat admitted her feelings. Kaminari just FRIEND ZONED Jirou. Kirishima also friend zoned Bakugou. The two people friend zoned the people they liked. This has to be fake.

Aoyama: yeah ❤️ ✩

Deku: I'm scared.

Sero: I guess I'm in charge of the Bakusquad now since Bakugou and Jirou have become simps, Mina is locked in her room, and Kaminari and Kirishima stuck up for themselves.

Bakugou: Sure. I guess. Whatever.

Deku: I'm still scared.

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