The Mole: my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. what should I do?
Shifty: punch him in the stomach. then, when he tumbles over in pain, kiss him
Nutty: tackle him!
Handy: dump him.
Petunia: kick him in the shin.
Lumpy: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.
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HTF incorrect quotes (and some headcanons)
HumorUhh this is just where I put some of my headcanons and incorrect quotes for some of the happy tree friends characters because heehoo B)
