The nasty pool ladder

The normal begining.

It was a hot day in the dog days of summer. The dogs were panting, butterflies were- butterflying?
I climbed into the pool. The water was nice and cool, everything was perfect until...
A wasp flew up into my face and started spilling the buzz to me. Maybe I shouldn't use rose smelling shampoo-. Anyways, it landed onto my pool float that I was about to get into. I had a full on argument with a wasp for 5 minutes until it flew off back to the buzzy bee club right below my roof.