Crossover Seven Deadly Sins x Male Saiyan Reader

130. Dark of the Moon Chapter 5

Y/n: So why did you retire as a hero?

Bakugo: Cause Camie was pregnant. Basically the same reason as Deku.

Y/n: Does she know what's going on here?

Bakugo: No she doesn't. She's visiting her parents for a week.

Izuku: We should get to work now.

(They get to work)

Bakugo: You've got to break this case down. What we have here is an astronaut epidemic. MIA. Dead. Died in a car accident. Killed. DOA. Car death. It's like these guys can't drive. They can fly into outer space, but they can't drive a car.

(Someone was knocking at the door and Izuku opens it)

Brazos: Procured your information, Midoriya.

Izuku: Thank you, Bruce.

Brazos: Now...would you let me see one right now. One time.

Izuku: Quick.

Brazos: Very.

(Izuku let's Brazos enter the home)

Izuku: Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter. It says NASA launched it in 2009. See, forensics show Wang may have messed with the code, preventing it from mapping the far side of the moon, which is also the dark side.

Izuku: Interesting.

Brazos: Fucking awesome.

Bakugo: They infiltrate us, intimidate us, coerce us to do their dirty work. And once they're done, kadoosh. A double-tap to the cerebellum.

Izuku: So villains are working for the forerunners and humans.

Dutch: Like cemetery wind?

Bakugo: I don't think this is about the villains looking for something on the moon. I think it's about something... That the forerunners wanted to hide.

Brazos: Come to Daddy. Come on, throw down. Ya! Ha!

(Brazos gets in a fighting stance and pretends to play with you)

Y/n: Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?

Bakugo: He's a freak.

Brazos: Ha! Like it?

Y/n: Get back!

(You pin him to the ground)

Brazos: [laughing] I'm ticklish! [laughing]

Bakugo: Sir! We are having a pretty high-level alien intel confab here, that I don't think you're cleared for, errand boy.

Brazos: Yeah, you're right. It's a bitching robot.

Y/n: I'm not a robot.

Izuku: I think it's time to go, Bruce.

Brazos: Thank you so much for this. And-

Izuku: Got to go, Bruce.

Brains: Hey, I'm smoking over here. Downloaded missing Russian cosmonauts. Turns out the Soviets canceled a manned mission to the moon. The moon! In 1972. And two of their cosmonauts went into hiding in America. And I just found them alive!

Wheelie: You're a genius, Brains.

(Ochako enters the building)

Y/n: Hey Ochako! It's been a while.

Brains: Oh, that was smooth, Y/n.

Ochako: Hey Y/n. Hey everyone.

Izuku: Hi.