Hewo hoe~

(hihi it rhymes)

Imma let you know more about me i mean if u want to, if you don't gtfo😁

I'm 17~(shewasonlyseventeenwhenproducermanceofferingthaherdreamswouldcumtrue~)

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I'm 17~
(shewasonlyseventeenwhenproducermanceofferingthaherdreamswouldcumtrue~)

Seriously tho if i would be a youtuber I'd suck at it. Like you'd be the one who's gonna be miserable after watching me.

Glad that I didn't.

Ehmmm, i go to like military school teahee I'm daboss bitch..okay im kidding. I'm too moral heh. Dafuq

I also went to the same school since day care: aka nursery
Cuz I'm loyal unlike you mothafuc—hihi
Imma stob there.

Hmmm also I'm like 5'9/5'8 or smthng
(My knees)~Just cut them off now gurl cut them off~ aye shoutout rm bb

I play any sports than contains food💅🏻

Just kidding I'm not THAT lazyy of hooman. I play Archery mainly *woosh*
*arrowhitsthetarget* 10! Yessir

Just kidding i suck at it.

Average player right here^^

i play badminton, table tennis, lawn fucking tennis, swimming, throwing {i could YEET you across the whole continent~WeW} Volleyballists #8 BITCHES!!!!!! istg I'm high

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i play badminton, table tennis, lawn fucking tennis, swimming, throwing {i could YEET you across the whole continent~WeW} Volleyballists #8 BITCHES!!!!!! istg I'm high.

Jk, duterte will kill me.

Ratatata i'm in the Philippines-

I love soap but soap dun like me

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I love soap but soap dun like me.

Yes i have sensitive skin~
(Hey bois)

(Sorry that was an inside joke) If u get it, congratulations you get a Sta—a slap in the face right there on ur right side of yo mothafucking faceu—u dirty hoe *hihi literally same*

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(Sorry that was an inside joke)
If u get it, congratulations you get a Sta—a slap in the face right there on ur right side of yo mothafucking faceu—u dirty hoe *hihi literally same*

Anyways..

I got stung by a bee in my middle finger when i was 13 and it got swollen af.

After that...i never lifted my middle finger on anyone's face again.

What? I thought it was karma or something.

Did you know i have a child!!?(Nodafuq)

Her name's bubbles~ uwu
She's literally so cute here she is asdfghjkl

Her name's bubbles~ uwuShe's literally so cute here she is asdfghjkl

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Hihi, just like her momma...a clown :')

I'm kidding, my real bb is like 39.2years younger than her.

Here she is... ma bubbles🤧

 ma bubbles🤧

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A.k.a: Dababie

Funfact: i lost her once and my friend told me she found bubbles in bang pd's bedroom playing 'Purble Place' on his macbook pro.

Well not exactly "fun" fact but yea
Atleast she HAD fun.

Hmm i guess that's it for today..
I gotta shower, i feel hot.

Yall:

Teahee, i got a good laugh outta this, i bet you didn't *dies in swag*

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Teahee, i got a good laugh outta this, i bet you didn't *dies in swag*

Byeoo hoes

I tried to rhyme it like last time but-
Well slap my dicc and call me susie :'0

Edit: ADIOS HOES!!!

HAH. Gottt emmmm!!💅🏻

-Xhanie🌻

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