Xʜᴀɴɪᴇ's 𝐀𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐲🌻

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In the beningging~

DO NOT believe everything Disney says!!
Remember Rapunzel!?? the long haired princess that was only useful as a d.i.y elevator by an old woman who's a sucker for Anti-ageing products on amazon!!?

Her name was actually based on her parents talents!!🌚✨

Her mom was a Rapper from the southern isles and was known for lame puns. Meanwhile her dad, uhh not much back story really, he just liked pretzels.
"Rap-un-zel"
[Your whole life was basically a lie]
I hate to break it to you kids🤧

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Did you know, that you can't smile or stick out your tongue when you hold you your left ear with your right hand over your head?

Omfg. You look like a fucking dumbass.

Stob

[only for those who actually did it^^]

If you actually did it, Congrats!!! You get another Sta—Slap on the face for believing everything that comes out of this biches moutheu!!

If u didn't tho? U earn my Le-spect.
Good shit👌🏻 you earn Star ⭐️

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Anyhoo, i got a new story!!! Yeyyyy
So my niece was watching her nursery rhymes for like almost 2 hours.

Meanwhile dis bitch was writing...

The song was on repeat for like an hour probably, because she really loves the friggin dinosaurs and the dino dance.

Anywayy, so i was at school the day after. I was answering my test and i started HUMMING the fucking dino dance song, Dafuq-

I head slap my face right away when my friends told me and recognised the song.
They laughed and teased me for the rest of the day. Fml

So teahee that was embarrassing🗿

Btw speaking of writing, i have actual books in my main acc~ colennnnn
And teahee yes i actually write Aa-duhh

[might as well self promote my less trashy book hihi]
https://my.w.tt/YgB1cQoI97

Give it ur love peps🤧 Vote and Comment ur opinions or whatevah
[roast me if u will]

Thankies✨

Anywayyyyy dafuq