captains chat

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A/N ok so this is some random shit I wrote cuz I had an idea so I wrote this at like 11pm and it may suck also I forgot to put a disclaimer I own zero artwork in this book all art goes to its original owner I also don't own haikyuu so ya
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Usernames

Catdaddy- you get this

Owlkuto- you should also get this

Alienking- obvious

Dadchi- this is as obvious as it gets

Yshctso: ushijima
(it stands for you should have come to shiratorizawa oikawa) I don't expect anyone to know this

Captains chat

Catdaddy: oikawa daichi and bokuto are motherfuckers

Alienking: it took you that long to realize? we are all motherfuckers

Catdaddy: no no I mean that all of you fuck the team moms bokuto fucks Akaashi daichi fucks suga and you fuck iwaizumi

Dadchi: who told you me and suga were a thing?

Catdaddy: I read over kenmas sholder when he was texting his setters squad

Alienking: really?!

Catdaddy: yup you all are crazy!

Owlkuto: anyway what else did you find out from them?

Catdaddy: well their genius setter is dating someone

Owlkuto: wait KAGEYAMA HAS A LOVER?!

Catdaddy: yup I also found out that kageyama is very innocent but he won't hesitate to kill you if you hurt his loved ones

Owlkuto: wow (ovo)

Alienking: is that supposed to be an owl?

Owlkuto: yes

Catdaddy: I also found out that all the setters are crazy not just the ones that are moms

Owlkuto: scary

Catadaddy: want me to tell you their usernames?

Owlkuto: yes.

Alienking: pls no

Catdaddy:
Kageyama-Scaryblueberry
Kenma- Catgamer
Akaashi-Prettysetter
Sugawara-Mamacrow

And those are all the people I know so oikawa care to fill the rest in

Alienking: fine
Yahaba my kohai-Creampuff
Shirabu shiratorizawas setter- Salt
Semi shiratorizawa other setter-Semisemi
Atsumu miya kageyama boyfriend and inarazakis setter- miya1

Owlkuto: oh so that's kageyama boyfriends name

Catdaddy: oh ya and oikawa is trash

Owlkuto: BAHAHAHAH

Owlkuto changed Alienking to trash

Trash: die

Yshctso: that wouldn't have happened if you had come to shiratorizawa

Dadchi: hey ushijima what does you name mean?

Yshctso: you should have come to shiratorizawa oikawa

Dadchi: ah makes sense

Trash: whyyyy I thought I could escape it but of course it will never end!!!

Yshctso: it will stop when you transfer to shiratorizawa

Trash: shut up

Catdaddy: oh ya one more thing

Owlkuto: what is it?!

Catdaddy: don't get on kageyamas bad side he has black mail for everyone he knows And he knows all if us

Trash: it's true he exposed Mr. Refreshing to everyone today XD

Dadchi: ....

Dadchi: I don't know wether to be proud or scared

Yshctso: both

A/N like I said this is random shit I wrote at night so it's short ok but I am working on a real chapter this has nothing to do with plot mkay baiiii


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