Washington walks up to Doc, as he checks South's pulse.
Wash: Doc. What did you find in your scan of the Meta?
Doc: Umm, it's hard to say. He's added so much non-standard equipment to his armor that I can't really get a good reading on him.
Wash: I didn't ask you to run an intelligence report on him. I wanted a medical one.
Doc: His power systems are stressed from trying to maintain it all. Is he missing some component that controls all this-
Wash: Physically. Is he fine, physically?
Doc: Yeah, I guess.
Wash: Good. Next time answer the question I ask. I'm watching you two. Give me any trouble and you're dead. Don't believe me? Ask your buddy about his friend Donut.
Doc: (to Simmons) Hey, he does realize that I'm the one who scanned Donut's dead body, right?
Simmons: I think he was just making a point. Hey! I have an idea! Give me your scanner.
Doc: My scanner? Why? It can't be used as a weapon.
Simmons: Maybe it can. If I can overload the power-cell, you may be able it will be able to fire an over-charged burst. It could short out the Meta's systems, either that or...
Doc: Or what?
Simmons: Huh? What? Na na na na, No 'or', just that, forget the 'or'.
Doc: You were going to say explode, weren't you?
Simmons: ...Nooooo.
Doc: Were you thinking explode?
South: (groaning) Just give him the fucking scanner....
Washington and the Meta spot Sarge from across the canyon.
Sarge: Oh, Simmons... Simmons... Where are you? Yoo-hoo.
Wash: Looks like just one of them.
The Meta growls in response.
Wash: I don't know if he has it. I can't see from this far.
The Meta growls again.
Wash: No you stay here, guard these two. I'll go out there.
The Meta growls again.
Wash: If he gives me any trouble, just kill the prisoners and come help me.
Doc: I hope your friend doesn't give him any trouble.
Simmons: If it's one of my friends, he won't stand a chance.
South: (in her head) Please hurry, Cal.
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In the desert, Tucker wanders around yelling for the Reds.
Tucker: YO! Dudes! Sarge! Grif! Slade! Where'd you go? Aw, great.
Caboose: Hey, Tucker.
Tucker: Yeah, what's up dude?
Caboose: Have you seen Church?
Tucker: No, I'm looking for the red guys. Looks like the fixed one of the jeeps and took off.
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Red vs Blue: Heavy 'META'L
AdventureAfter the events of Blood Gulch, Slade, AKA Agent California, rescues his friend Washington from the Meta before he was killed. Together, they reunite the Reds and Blues in order to take down the Meta before he gets his hands on all the AIs made by...
