✨Even more iconic things Eris has said✨
– I only trust Hobi 오빠 driving skills.
(I'm gonna start writing Oppa in Korean because it feels less cringy thank u) (also friendly reminder to not call random Asians Oppa bc that's very f weird and disrespectful)
– God... I hate shaving.
– I've dreamt I was pregnant two days in a row, I'm scared.
(English it's so shitty omg I was so confused bc I didn't remember if dream was a regular verb or not (aka I didn't know if it was dreamed or dreamt)... but both are ok to say ????? bullshit)
– Jungkook 오빠 made me believe that I would never date a gamer... And now I'm dating one, I hate it here.
– Sorry I'm 4 years old.
– I like energy drinks like I like my men... I don't. Just kidding I have a boyfriend.
– Imagine being homophobic in 2020.
– Yeji loves more my boyfriend because he's cleaner than me and... I don't blame her honestly.
– Can you go chase my dignity? It went that way. (context, she fell and literally fly during a run episode)
– Seems like bullshit to me.
– What's the snow app?
– I would look so hot with black hair...
– Everyday I learn a new Korean word and I hate it.
– Sometimes my body hurts for no reason.
– Oh so you think you can hurt me? Most of my children love their dad more than they love me, try to beat that but you won't succeed.
– Jaebin first word was Eris, Yeji is still salty about that. Well it was 'edis' but it's the thought that counts.
– The other day I called Tomorrow by Together TXT and Bang PD scolded me.
– It's been 14 years since I moved to Korea...
– People tell me they miss when I called the boys Bubba but I'm not 15 years old anymore you know? It's still cringy but I have to do what I have to do.
– I should just drop the album.
– Jackson said my Chinese has improved but it's still shitty... I'm going to kill him some day.
– Let's just shut up.
– Why are my nipple piercings so controversial to some people? They can't even see them? (no one knew about it but stupid dispatch leaked a picture of her with her bf where she was wearing a tank top without a bra) (we still don't know the identity of the bf but it's none of our business and dispatch sucks)
– You don't need to know who my boyfriend is.
– We are waiting for you to do the Chen challenge...
– No cartoons can beat SpongeBob.
– I want to do a big collaboration.
– I'm salty Yoongi 오빠 decided to steal my looks on his music video but not want to put me in like, what's wrong with him.
– Fanwars are ridiculous.
–Eris do you remember Wooyoung?... Of course I do. And Yeosangie too, I'm happy they debuted. I also really like their music, Thanxx is a really good song. (we multi in this household ✨🧚🏼♀️)
– If a man catcalls you on the street, bark at him, speak his language.
– One advice I can give you... Never mix vodka, beer and soju... It's a horrible idea.
– Hey, just here to remind you Black Lives Matter, thanks for your attention.
WHY IS WATTPAD PLAYING NASTY ASS FEET GAMES ON THE ADS NO THANKS WATTPAD I DON'T WANNA PLAY THAT SHIT 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
You know, since I sign up for Quora for this lil info I needed help with, every once in a while I receive emails with people asking things like if I get into jyp do they fly me to Korea, and like, I don't plan on being an idol (1 bc I'm not even Asian, 2 bc I'm a lil old I think and 3 bc I have no talent and anyone could out do me and I don't want that type of humiliation lol) but like, the info is so interesting, I really be living my best kboo life in my mind lmao
also, I lil explaining to why I kind of ✨🧚🏼♀️disappeared🧚🏼♀️✨ from this book... I'm not really into BTS anymore lol, like, I love them, these fine men came to my rescue when I needed it and I'd always love them for that AND they help me to really love myself !!! but, it's just, idk man, I guess the problem it's just me becoming a kpop whore but BTS will always have a piece of ma hart 💜 (stream dynamite, go vegan and Black Lives still Matter, love u)
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