Incorrect quotes because I want to
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*Theatre Clubroom*
Kaoru, looking at a mirror: You know what I see Maya?
Maya:
Kaoru: I see a strong, beautiful, confident lady
Maya, surprised: Thank yo-
Kaoru: Oh look, you're here too!
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Saaya: O-Tae, if you're reading this...
Arisa: Wait, O-Tae can read??
Saaya: ...
Saaya: Rimi-rin, if you're reading this to O-Tae...
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Ako: You are the most smartest, most beautiful fallen angel I've ever seen. Nobody deserves you
Tomoe: Ako? What the hell are you doing?
Ako, turning away from the mirror: Oh, nothing
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Ran: Can you not stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic.
Himari: What's claustrophobic?
Moca: It means she's afraid of Santa Claus
Tsugumi: No it doesn-
Moca: HO HO HO
Himari: STOP IT MOCA YOU'RE SCARING HER
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Misaki: I have never forgotten anything in my entire life
Kokoro: You forgot me at the mall just last week?
Misaki: No, that was just on purpose. Try again
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Lisa: Microwaved meals are a disgrace to all real meals!
Rinko: Shut the fuck up and let me enjoy my instant noodles
(Rinko please dont swear)
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Arisa: I have no fear
Kasumi: Hello
Arisa: I have one fear
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Hagumi: Coconuts are mammals!
Kanon: ? Explain?
Hagumi: Has fur, gives milk
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Aya: I wish we could block people in real life
Sayo: A restraining order
Chisato: Murder
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Himari: If your house was on fire and you could only take one thing, what would it be?
Moca: Isnt it obvious?
Himari:
Himari: You're right
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Saaya: We've decided to adopt a child!
Rimi: Congratulations! Who are you adopting?
Tae, slamming down adoption papers: You. Sign here
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Sayo: Look I'm going to be frank...
Hina: Ok, but can I still be Hina?
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Chisato: I can't fucking stand you!
Kaoru: You dont have to stand, theres a chair right there
Chisato, sitting down: Fuck you
(Chisato please dont swear)
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*In the Pasupre group chat*
Aya: I'm learning the ukledeje!
Aya: *ukelsfh
Maya: Take your time
Aya: *ukalalla
Aya: *ukelella
Aya: ...
Aya: mini guitar
Hina: There you go
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Tsugumi, pushing on a door that says pull: Its not opening!
Moca, filming: push harder
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*At the Police Station*
Misaki: I'm here for my idiots
Police: Who are your idiots?
Misaki: You must be new here
Kokoro, Hagumi and Kaoru: Misaki! Took you long enough
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Ako: haha bet you can't make a sentence without the letter A
Sayo: You thought you just did something, didn’t you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.
Ako: Seyo
Ako: Whot the fuck
(Ako please dont swear)
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Lisa, knocking on the door: WE'RE GONNA BE LATE JUST COME OUT ALREADY
Kaoru: IM GAY
Hina: NOT WHAT SHE MEANT BUT WE SUPPORT YOU
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Tsugumi, softly cracks knuckles: Alright let's do this!
Tomoe: Wow, your knuckles are quiet-
Tsugumi: They're polite
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Aaand that's it.
I've been looking at Incorrect Quotes from various fandom on tumblr lately and decided to make some on this book.
I'll do more when I feel like it
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girls band party chatfic ✌
RandomSometimes my fingers get a burst of inSpIrAtIOn and thus this was created. 🌟 ⚡ 🌸 🔹️ 🐻 🦋 I own nothing but the plot
