Atychipobia

Make Me Lose Control

Malory, Meredith, and Cristina were running through the park panting

"You're stupid. You stupid evil sadist. I want to kill you," Cristina said

"Endorphins are good. Endorphins are mood elevators," Malory said

"This is supposed to make us feel better," Meredith told them

"Oh god. Do you feel better?" Cristina said bending over 

"I'm stupid," Meredith said as she and Malory ran around Cristina

"Slutty mistress," Cristina said

"Pregnant whore," The twins said at the same time

"Sleeping with our bosses was a great idea," Cristina said

"That's why you need me. The only sane one here," Malory told the two

"You know what's ruined for me. Ferry boats. I used to love ferry boats, and Derek's got a thing for ferry boats now everytime I see a freaking ferry boat-" Meredith said stretching

"You know what's ruined for me. Coronary artery bypass graphs, and aeortic aneurysms, I used to love them," Cristina said sitting on the ground as her and Meredith looked at Malory

"Oh, right. You know what's ruined for me. Not being able to look at my bosses without laughing, I have seen to much of them," Malory said as she and Meredith laid on the ground

"Have you cried yet?" Meredith asked Cristina

"No, do you think we'll feel better if we cry?" Cristina told her

"Probably," Meredith answered

"Do you wanna cry now?" Cristina asked

"No," Malory told her

"Let's jog," Cristina said and they just kept lying on the ground

***

"What is she doing with Dr Evil Spawn?" Malory asked in the locker room as she saw Alex and Izzie laughing together

"She's...hanging out with Alex," George told her

"Why?" Cristina asked

"I don't know. I think...they might be friends," George said and they all looked at Izzie weirdly

***

"You guys are wrong about him alright. Once you get to know him he's really sweet," Izzie told them as they walked down a corridor

"He's Alex," George said

"Punk ass," Cristina retorted

"Hey Greys, I was told you had tapes of your mum preforming surgery. I would kill to see Ellis Grey in action," Alex said to the twins

"You know what? Maybe you can come over tonight and we can all watch it together," Izzie told them

"Oh yeah, if we're in a hell dimension," Meredith said

"Run away pig boy," Cristina told Alex

"Do you have a thing for Alex?" George asked

"No," Izzie said

"Oh," They all grunted

"I don't," Izzie said

***

"Mr Baston is here for a resection small cellarsanoma today. He is well overnight. He has had a does of sytryaction. This morning, um, his pre-op labs are unremarkable. His chest x-ray's are, um, unchanged from previous," Cristina told Burke as the interns did rounds