i woke up and felt a bit uneasy. after sitting on the toilet all night i thought my bowels were wazzed out, but boy did i think wrong...
i skipped breakfast after waking up late and spending late morning hours stinking out the bathroom and playing subway surfers. my legs had crap from sitting on the shitter for so long so when i stood up i slowly felt myself fall to the ground [onomatopea] *BOOOOMPH* i hit the ground. "ow"
when i got up i noticed the trail of shit that connected me and the toilet.. oh how best friends we were.
i collected my ora and stood back up.
i started to get ready for the day but had a continuous green stench that hung around from my harassing farts. "jesus christ" i mumbled to myself as i inhaled the sweet goodness of my intestine gasses. i went downstairs and collected my bags before leaving the house.
"haha" i said to myself as i farted with each step:
*step*
"fart"
*step*
"fart"
*step*
"fart"
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the day i shit my pants
Science Fictionthis story is about a powerful journey carried out by a powerful woman and the struggles she faced along the way very emotional contains sex inspiring #sex #balckmarket #nipples
