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𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐞 - Slip of the tongue Part.2

Zoe knocked on the door to Cordelias office.

"Why t-rex's got short arms?" I said... god this was getting annoying.

"Come in" we heard Cordelia say from inside.

"Come in my mouth" i said... "oops" i said to Zoe as we made our way inside.

"Hi girls, whats up?" Cordelia asked.

"My erection, boner ale-" i say.... turning bright red as I cover my mouth to stop myself from saying anything else.

Cordelia also looked utterly shocked, I didnt usually say stuff like that to her.

"Lis is having a bit of a.... problem" Zoe explained.

"What kind of a problem?" Cordelia asked hesitantly.

"my dick is broken, can you fix it" i shout. "I am so sorry, I cant help it. I just keep- Picturing you naked, yessir - no, i just keep- thinking about how kissable your lips are - No. I keep - thinking about how it would feel to hear you moan in my ear" i gave up on trying to speak. This was getting frustrating now. Cordelia looked pissed.

"She made a potion that backfired, exploded, and now she cant stop saying whatever pops into her head..." Zoe explained.

I didnt realise at the time, but when Zoe said "what first pops into her head"... Cordelias jaw dropped, not because of how shocking it was to hear that i messed up...

but because she realised that i meant everything i said...

"Have you tried reversing the potion? make it backwards, see if it works." Cordelia suggests.

"About that.... You gonna be pissed at me in a minute. Zoe move I gotta be ready to run. - I kinda used random things in a random order...." i said, closing my eyes, ready for her to shout at me... but she didnt.

"Honey, you know how dangerous that is" she said... she didnt sound angry... which was weird.

She shooed Zoe away, saying thats she would take over from here.

"Most potions are temporary, this should only last from a few hours, to a few days. You'll be fine" She said calmly.

"So youre not mad?- Because if you are I will probably curl up into a ball and die"

"No, im not mad. I could never stay mad at you." She said "But..."

"Buttholes are nothing to be laughed at- I am so sorry... its a tiktok thing"

"....This is going to be fun. What i was going to say is, we have to try and hide this from the other girls, if the students found out that you were being irresponsible it wont be good." Cordelia said.

I spent dinner trying so hard to stay quiet and not let my thoughts slip out, but it proved to be quiet difficult.

" Can you pass the salt please, Ms. Alicia" one girl asked.

"Can you pass my class please, didnt think so b-" I said...

I apologized perfusely before running out of the room. I ran to the bathroom and began crying, this was already so stressful. I tried so hard to control my thoughts, but they just kept finding their way out.

After a while there was a knock on the door.

"Lis, are you in there?" Cordelia asked.

"No, I'm in your pu- for fucks sake" I said.

"Can you please come out of the bathroom" she asked.

"Can you please come out of the closet" i shouted.

I heard a shocked gasp, followed by a soft chuckle... I'm glad atleast one of us found the situation funny.

I hesitantly got up off of the cold tiles, walked over to the door and opened it to reveal a still laughing Cordelia, that quickly changed when she saw my tear stained cheeks.

She pulled me in for a warm hug, how i wished it was more than just a friendly one.

"Whats wrong darling?" She asked.

" Its just- My dick fell off- I keep saying mean things to people, and no matter how hard -My penis is- i try not to I say something wrong. I mean i bordeline sexually harassed you and Zoe today, not to mention -My raging homosexuality- i was mean to two students today" i said in between sobs.

I could tell Cordelia was trying so hard not to laugh at the situation. Everytime my mouth would let the words spill out, the corner of her lips would twitch, like she was trying to hide a smile.

"It will wear off soon, youll be back to normal in no time, i promise" Cordelia reassured me.

"Now how about I make you some hot chocolate and you can go to your room?" She said.

"Oh baby, just fuck me already- SHIT SORRY" I said, slapping myself...

the next few days were going to be torture.

Once again Dedicated to Lid.