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i was back from the mall when my phone ring.
-um hello?
-hi bitch
-who r u..
-im barbie - the blonde girl
ugh shes the hoe i met in school ;-; i hat eher she wears pink and make up ughhhh ;-;
-and what??
-dont talk to daniel..hes mine 0.o i love hippies -.- he is in a famous band, dont you know??
-um what vand -i asjed
-the beatles? haha do you live under a rock or sum idk haha
i felt so good like never. i could finally tell people that i onlt listem to underground music becausw i have no idea who beatles are
-um who?,
-ugh shut up -.- bye im gonna buy a crio top that shows my boobs
-um ok bye
yomg i hate hee andd other plasric god oh my fod im shaking i hate her

next day
i thought about the phone call all night. i decided to dress up today so i can fet her hippie and even get him to wash his hair.
i wore this;

i walked down to see no one in my kitchen

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i walked down to see no one in my kitchen. oh yes my parents are out of the house as always yeah yeah
i walked oyt of my house to see a black  bmw on my front yard. oh god is this him... he looked me in the eyes and said 'are you lost baby girl' and i wanted to act cild so he doesnt thunks im others 'ummm do we know each other?? whats ue name btw.?' he answered with 'daniel... and urs??' i blushed and said 'y/n... i know its ugly 😹😹'. daniel took one of fkowers in his hair off gave it to me and said 'no, y/n is rhe most beautiful name u heard ' wow hes romantic. i blushed even harder bht i decided to play it cool and i said 'so um are we goinf to school' ge said YEAA and i jumped into his car.
-hi can you play something
-i can sing for u , i have instrumentals on thsi cd wair
and he started si ging woe that was  wautiful
-here cimes the sun duadhadua here comes the sun and i say its alright
-wow thats beautiful who wrote that song
-mt bandmate
-wait you have a band (i knew)
-yes yes its called the beatles do you like it
-um nevee heard if it but it sounds cool
-omf what how wait what no
he said bur then i jumped of hus car because we were next to schoil. omg we're late i need to hurry.
-hi mr smith im sirry for being lste
-haha no worries haha sit diwn
i sat down and i saw plastics starring at me are rhey gonna kill me or idk what i dont know help

AFTER SCHOOL

i went to the mall with caroline and bought a cd of the beatles so we can listen to their music and i started olaying it in my macboik and u started tearing that was si beautiful i love these songs omg ome was called 'yoko ate my biscuit 😹😹' it was my favourite i love him

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