3:21a.m.
Baddie 😈: SATORI!
Hubby 😻: WHAT?!
Baddie 😈: i am ✨ scared ✨
Hubby 😍: why?
Baddie 😈: I ran out of chicken nuggets
Baddie 😈: and my parents are kinda uh busy?
Baddie 😈: i don't have enough money for chicken nuggets 😔
Hubby 😍: really?!
Baddie 😈: yep 😀
Hubby 😍: I'll buy you chicken nuggets then!
Baddie 😈: wait really?!
Hubby 😍: yup!
Baddie 😈: pull up then 😎
Hubby 😍: bet 😳
Hubby 😍: you want the Lamborghini or the Ferrari?
Baddie 😈: anything works 😻✨
5:10a.m.
Hubby 😍: best way to waste money :D
Baddie 😈: don't worry I'll pay you back
Hubby 😍: no it's good
Hubby 😍: it's just like 5 dollars
Baddie 😈: thanks 💖
Hubby 😍: anything for baddie 😈
Baddie 😈: thanks hubby 😩
Baddie 😈: ew I dislike that emoji
Hubby 😍: anyways wanna play some minecraft?
Baddie 😈: at five am?
Baddie 😈: count me in 😎
Hubby 😍: do you mind if some friends of mine play with us?
Baddie 😈: the more merrier
1:32p.m.
Baddie 😈: YOUR FRIENDS ARE SO AWESOME
Hubby 😍: not cool as me right?
Baddie 😈: um you come in second
Hubby 😍: what why?!
Baddie 😈: ushijima
Hubby 😍: I'm burning his world then
Baddie 😈: wait I was joking!
Hubby 😍: yeah that's what I thought
@Baddie 😈 added @ushijima to the chat
Hubby 😍: WAIT NO-
Ushijima: what is this?
Baddie 😈: a cult 👹
Ushijima: who's "Hubby 😍"?
Hubby 😍: that would be tendou...
Ushijima: who's "Baddie 😈"?
Baddie 😈: the one and only Y/n L/n
Ushijima: nice to meet you L/n.
Baddie 😈: please call me y/n
Ushijima: oh okay.
Hubby 😍: don't tell this to the team
Ushijima: why not?
Hubby: they will literally spam this chat
Ushijima: Okay.
@Baddie changed @Ushijima username to @Farmerboi 🐄
Baddie 😈: you like it?
Farmerboi 🐄: I don't get it?
Hubby 😍: Just leave it
Baddie 😈: so who are we sacrificing?
Hubby 😍: Shirabu
Farmerboi 🐄: Oikawa Tooru.
Hubby 😍: i-
Baddie 😈: Oikawa it is!
Baddie 😈: where does this oikawa live at?
Farmerboi 🐄: (Address)
Hubby 😍: WHAT THE FUCK?! HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE LIVES?!
Farmerboi 🐄: Research purposes.
Baddie 😈: I knew ushijima was good to the cult 👹
Baddie 😈: see you guys later
Baddie 😈: I gotta catch myself a oikawa
Hubby 😍: WAIT Y/N NO
(@Baddie😈 is offline)
Hubby 😍: shit
Farmerboi 🐄: Tell me what Y/n gets oikawa.
(@Farmerboi 🐄 is offline)
Hubby 😍: ......
Hubby 😍: i hate it here
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