Not Crazy As Me

Well Shit 😀

Y/n and iwaizumi finally made it to the shiratorizawa gym, the put oikawa in the center of the gym.

"We should probably let oikawa talk" iwaizumi suggested.

Iwaizumi the took off the gag of oikawa's mouth, quickly oikawa started gasping for air.

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL?! ALSO TAKE OFF THE BLIND FOLD!!!" Oikawa yells.

"Uh no thanks" I say.

"Thank you y/n. I knew I could count on you" ushijima walks towards y/n.

"IWAIZUMI YOU ARE SO DEAD!!!" Oikawa yells.

"Yeah sure" iwaizumi rolled his eyes.

"Oikawa ple-"

"DON'T EVEN TALK MILK MAN" Oikawa growls.

"Milk man?"

"Ah just leave him, oikawa can be like that sometimes" iwaizumi pats ushijima's back.

"Wait where's tendou?" You asked.

"He says he's not coming" ushijima answered.

"Well I changed my mind" tendou walked sighed.

"SATORI" You yelled.

"I also came because y/n came sooo" tendou said.

"Anyways let's continue" you shook your hands.

"DON'T EVEN TOUCH ME- actually nevermind" Oikawa realxed, he then winked.

Tendou then pushed you behind him. Tendou cracked his knuckles and chuckled.

"I'm sorry but I'll be doing the honors, so please relax" tendou gave a evil grin.

Suddenly a group of people came in the gym and turned the lights.

"Well shit" tendou mumbled.

"WHAT THEY FUCK?!" Semi yelled.

Goshiki then fainted.

"WHY IS THERE CANDLES AND C-CUPS- WAIT OIKAWA?!" Shirabu said in a horrified expression.

"Hello, nice to meet you- NOW PLEASE UNTIE ME!" Oikawa yelled.

"Who's the girl?....oh wait- YOU'RE L/N RIGHT?!" semi asked.

"That's me aha?" You smiled awkwardly.

"Yo I actually thought tendou was getting catfished" Ōhira chuckled.

"You know I'm still here right?" Oikawa said.

"Anyways, pleasure to meet you l/n" the team shook your hand.

"Back at ya, but please call me y/n" you smiled.

"Uh is that dude still alive?" you asked concernly

"Goshiki? Oh yeah he's fine. He's very sensitive sometimes" semi waved his hand.

"He's literally no moving" tendou pointed out.

"Just leave him, he's like that"

"No like literally he's not breathing" you looked for a pulse.

"AH HE'S DEAD" oikawa yelled.

"I'm telling you he's alive" semi then slapped goshiki.

"OWWWWW WHAT THE HECK?!" Goshiki whined in pain.

"Told ya!" Semi said.

"Do you guys wanna join?" I asked the team.

"Of course" they all huddled around oikawa.

"Everyone please raise your cups" you say.

Goshiki hesitantly raises his cup, while the others raise their cups.

"Everyone please say what you mostly disklike about oikawa" you say.

"I disklike that oikawa didn't come to shiratorizawa"

"I disklike that people like him"

"I disklike that he's good I volleyball"

"I disklike that he's oikawa"

"Is that all?" You ask.

"Aren't you going to say anything y/n?" Iwaizumi asks you.

You look at him, he's looks at bit petrified.

"I disklike that he's weirdly attractive"

"......."

"I'M GONNA KILL HIM" Tendou rolled up his sleeves.

The gym doors then get opened aggressively. There was an old man, he looked super I MEAN super angry.

"ALL OF YOU ARE DOING A HUNDRED LAPS AROUND THE SCHOOL" He yelled in anger.

"I hate my life" tendou face palmed himself.

Beep boop 😃

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