Gaea!

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Gaea: I will destroy you!
Percy: Okay...
Gaea: I will destroy everything you love!
Percy: Okay...
Gaea: I will destroy everyone you love!
Percy: Good luck with that...
Gaea: I will destroy all blue foods!!!
Percy: LADY YOU HAVE JUST CROSSED THE LINE!!

"Greeks let's um.. attack stuff" - Percy Jackson (a.k.a.seaweedbrain), Blood of Olympus

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